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Sat Dec-06-03 08:36 PM
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| Poll question: Primary poll: last man standing |
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It's the winter of 2004. Kerry has withdrawn citing "prostate reasons", Edwards is busted with hookers, Lieberman quits over Kugelgate, Mosely-Braun returns to Darth Shalala for a new psyops mission, and Sharpton decides to focus on his Senate campaign. You must vote for one of these people:
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Sat Dec-06-03 08:40 PM
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| 1. I object! Edwards busted with hookers??!!! Not a CHANCE! |
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In the name of decency, why don't you ask the mods to delete this, and try again.
John Edwards has a strong, loving marriage, and an unassailable character. He would NEVER do that. And I resent the absurd hypothetical. Maybe the other guys will be abducted by aliens.
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Sat Dec-06-03 08:43 PM
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Sat Dec-06-03 08:44 PM
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Edited on Sat Dec-06-03 08:45 PM by foo_bar
you're breaking out of character. Forsooth!
on edit: why is Kucinich always red and Dean always green? does the poll software do that?
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Sat Dec-06-03 08:47 PM
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| 4. Your poll has potential, but it's nonsensical. It could have been funny. |
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Sat Dec-06-03 08:48 PM
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| 5. polls are supposed to be funny? |
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Edited on Sat Dec-06-03 08:50 PM by foo_bar
I'm dead serious, except the hookers part. I mean, everyone thought Gary Hart would be president.
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Sat Dec-06-03 10:08 PM
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I can't see Edwards ever having to pay for it.
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Sat Dec-06-03 10:25 PM
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Edwards is a upstanding, fine individual who would NOT be caught with a hooker.
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Sun Dec-07-03 02:51 AM
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JohnLocke wrote:
"...who would NOT be caught with a hooker"
I think you mean "who would not go to a hooker. I would think getting caught is only a secondary consideration.
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Sat Dec-06-03 10:31 PM
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| 8. I could buy this "poll" as legitimate if you had just posed it a little |
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Edited on Sat Dec-06-03 10:32 PM by karlschneider
differently: Something like "everyone except these have dropped out for various reasons."
But you trivialized it to a bad joke. I abstain.
And on edit: "Winter of 04" begins on December 21, 2004. After the election.
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Sun Dec-07-03 03:02 AM
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| 11. The Ticket is Dean-Clark |
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and i wish the others would stop wasting time and money and start rowing the boat
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