zbdent
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Tue Dec-09-03 10:03 PM
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You might be with the terrorists if . . . |
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Nod to Jeff Foxworthy for the "tagline".
If you have ever voted for a Democrat, even if there was no other candidate available, you . . .
If you don't fully support impeaching a President for a sexual dalliance, you . . .
If you've ever deviated from the script and asked Bush a real question, you . . .
If you don't drive a gas-guzzling SUV, you . . .
If you've ever listened to the Dixie Chicks, you . . .
If you've ever questioned how a tax break for people who already have everything they could possibly want would get them to buy some more, you . . .
If you've ever used your pic-in-pic to see how the big game was going during President God's latest "tax breaks will win the war" soundbyte speech, you . . .
If you've ever noticed that Bush has contradicted himself about when he saw the planes crashing into the World Trade Center, you . . .
If you've ever turned down the volume on Rush Limbaugh while ordering freedom fries from a minimum wager, you . . .
If you still call them french fries, you . . .
If you believe that a candidate who actually has been to war might have a little more insight about the subject, you . . .
If you don't believe that Bill (or Hillary) Clinton is Satan incarnate, you . . .
If you might think of Jenna and Barbara Bush while watching "The Simple Life", you . . .
If you think that the Deficit is still an issue, you . . .
If you think that workers should get a livable wage, you . . .
If you've ever admitted to yourself that someone of the same sex looks attractive, even though you are absolutely sure you're straight, you . . .
More to come . . . Your input welcome.
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xray s
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Tue Dec-09-03 10:06 PM
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1. If John Ashcroft decides you are |
zbdent
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Tue Dec-09-03 10:07 PM
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2. If you haven't maxed out your credit cards while waiting for the |
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Senators and Representatives to extend your unemployment benefits, you . . .
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Djinn
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Tue Dec-09-03 10:12 PM
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3. if you think looking in Afghanistan |
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for Osama and friends might be more productive than bombing another country....
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bpilgrim
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Tue Dec-09-03 10:19 PM
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4. If you have QUESTIONS about 911 - wonder where's osama bin FORGOTON |
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You wonder what happened to those WMD
You wonder about when kenny boy will be doin TIME and you can trust the market again
YOU :bounce:
peace
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Tue Dec-09-03 10:26 PM
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5. If you are reading this... |
caledesi
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Wed Dec-10-03 12:01 AM
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6. So why haven't they arrested Rush, because after all he aided |
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the terrorists. Where is John Asscroft?
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LittleDannySlowhorse
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Wed Dec-10-03 12:10 AM
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and you're anything but a trolling Freeper.
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zbdent
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Wed Dec-10-03 11:27 AM
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8. If you've ever bumped a message which might call into question |
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a Bush policy, you . . .
Might be a self-serving bumper.
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