LittleDannySlowhorse
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Thu Dec-11-03 01:25 AM
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Some advice for lurking Freepers |
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Be subtle.
One of your buddies just posted a thread where he said we "need another 9-11". That, combined with the fact that the guy had something like five posts to his credit, and his creative handle ("BushH8tr" --- Bush hater... get it?) was a dead giveaway. Creativity, people! Restraint! Haven't you learned anything from Dick Cheney about concealing your true motives?
If you want to infiltrate our freedom-hating pinko conspiracy here, what you should do is let yourself get to at least 100 posts before you start trolling. Of course, the downside of this is that in order to last 100 posts sans trolling, you may run the risk of reading and absorbing some viewpoints that are the result of actual knowledge and common sense. But hey, you're on GOD's side, aren't you? So nothing we say should influence your well-researched, deeply-informed, and non-reactionary views. Also, try and avoid entertaining your hatred of Bill Clinton. We Dems have the wacky ability to tell that he's been out of office for three years and as such aren't as obsessed with him as you fine people are.
My good DU friends, can you offer any additional advice that I'm neglecting to give our Nazi sympathizer friends across the aisle?
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Thu Dec-11-03 01:27 AM
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Thu Dec-11-03 01:29 AM
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2. funny funny funny fucking post |
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thanks, brother
the laughs aren't coming easy today, so thanks!
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Thu Dec-11-03 01:37 AM
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is key to sanity-retention. Particularly in these last couple of extremely hate-filled days in GD.
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Thu Dec-11-03 01:32 AM
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3. Good advice, slowhorse |
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What the visiting freeper will find most impressive is that the rules at DU allow you to express yourself freely and debate your hopefully informed opinion. Of course, we disallow slander and slurs and, well, all of the obvious things.
So, you have hope! You can argue your point until your tuckered out. And, if you make a valid point, I daresay that at least some folk on here will defend you.
This is what distinguishes DU from Freeper-ville. Dissent is acceptable as a part of democratic discourse. And, if you can make some sense, you may even find some like-minded souls here...
uh....well, maybe not that last part, but certainly people who will defend your First Ammendment rights.
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Thu Dec-11-03 01:36 AM
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can't we at least get GOOD freeper disruptors? IS there such a thing...?
:shrug:
we always seem to get merely the disruptor equivalent of mooning
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Thu Dec-11-03 01:53 AM
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Thu Dec-11-03 01:37 AM
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5. Freepers should post more |
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I for one welcome the post of freepers (though i'm pretty new and it's not really my place to welcome someone to something of which I have only recently become a part)
Of course, I would ask that they contribute intelligently. I'd like to discuss my views on politics with a conservative; talking to liberals is preaching to the choir.
So why hide? I'd like to see a DUer with a Bushluver handle :)
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Thu Dec-11-03 01:40 AM
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Thu Dec-11-03 01:40 AM
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9. Maybe we should open the board up to freepers |
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I think it would re-unify the board against our common enemy.
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Thu Dec-11-03 01:49 AM
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18. There have been reasonable freepers on this board. |
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It just doesn't last long, that's all.
The country is so polarized that it doesn't work; there's no real free debate.
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Thu Dec-11-03 01:42 AM
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10. There's a million places you can do that on the internet |
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this isn't one of them. That's what makes us unique...and who's Steve?
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LittleDannySlowhorse
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Thu Dec-11-03 01:43 AM
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I'm on other boards with people who I absolutely do not agree with, but if they discuss it like rational human beings with no ulterior motives you can really learn a lot from such discussions. Not enough to make me embrace supply-side economics mind you (for example) but you get the idea. Intelligent discussion is key. Sadly, what we get around here is the equivalent of one of us going over to Free Republic with a handle like "HiltlerRoolz" and talking about how all doctors who are part of HMO's are socialist agitators who seek to undermine the US constitution for the sake of international Jewry.
Actually, scratch that. They would probably send you a six pack of Bud.
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Thu Dec-11-03 01:45 AM
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13. "talking to liberals is preaching to the choir" - lol! |
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Edited on Thu Dec-11-03 01:58 AM by Minstrel Boy
Get a load of the choir. We're not exactly singing from the same hymn book. ;)
This isn't a place to debate a "Bushluver." This is a place to talk to each other. Sometimes quite heatedly.
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Thu Dec-11-03 01:49 AM
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17. We're singing from 9 different hymn books (eom) |
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Thu Dec-11-03 01:40 AM
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7. They Might Want To Scan The "Puke Dictionary" Before Posting |
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and avoid these dead-givaway words and phrases in:
The Puke Dictionary
Clamoring. Of your ilk. Mantra. What country do you live in? What planet do you live on? Your head will explode. Hollywierd. Tin Hat Sites. Tree huggers. Anarchists. It's Clinton's fault. It's Clinton's recession. Al Gore invented (whatever). Enlighten Me. Some obscure website. Panzy. Did you forget your medication? The "anything" fairy. Hippies.
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Thu Dec-11-03 04:54 AM
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36. don't forget mention of Stalin, Trotsky, or Lenin |
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for some reason they like to obsess about 1930s Russians.
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Thu Dec-11-03 01:40 AM
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8. He proved several things |
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Edited on Thu Dec-11-03 01:41 AM by Must_B_Free
1. That their orders for impersonation are to cast the opposition to bush as a "Hate Movement".
Recall that 2 times they posted a Bush hating site here to astroturf that point - manufactured by "enmity house"
2. That they want to discredit the opposition with outrageous behaving plants. Sort of a 'Grapes of Wrath party buster'...
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Thu Dec-11-03 01:44 AM
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12. I have a question. When I sense a freep, I often notice that the |
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"head" graphic is missing. Do they do this deliberately?
I always like to check to see if it has been tombstoned only to find that the head graphic is missing.
Can someone enlighten me about this?
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LittleDannySlowhorse
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Thu Dec-11-03 01:47 AM
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16. You mean the "Profile" graphic? |
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It's sort of like vampires not casting a reflection. I think only DU members can have those graphics if they have a soul.
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Thu Dec-11-03 01:50 AM
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20. Yeah! The HEAD. With many freeper types, it's absent |
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Edited on Thu Dec-11-03 01:52 AM by janx
from the beginning.
Edit: Maybe they take a SEMINAR on how to INFILTRATE DU!
Point number one: eliminate the "profile graphic." !
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Thu Dec-11-03 01:49 AM
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19. People can hide their profiles, but the HEAD reappears after they |
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have been tombstoned. So if you don't see that profile graphic it means they aren't tombstoned.
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Thu Dec-11-03 01:53 AM
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Thanks for the explanation, because I often check.
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LittleDannySlowhorse
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Thu Dec-11-03 01:54 AM
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24. Now it's my turn to plead ignorance |
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Thu Dec-11-03 01:59 AM
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28. It's how freepers like their pizza |
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Edited on Thu Dec-11-03 02:00 AM by nothingshocksmeanymo
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Thu Dec-11-03 01:47 AM
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14. love it, but freepers are just vandals |
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they don't want debate they just want to disrupt
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Thu Dec-11-03 01:47 AM
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15. HA!! And What About Mr. Marx?? |
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OMG....they are such geeks, not to be believed. GWB America is becoming alarmingly clue-free and geeky!
Maybe he can "infiltrate" aka "go to" one of the DU events...the one last Sat. in Burbank CA was a BLAST!
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Thu Dec-11-03 01:51 AM
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He was funny. What did he have, ten posts? And the tenth one was "Bill Clinton is to blame for Osama bin Laden getting away!!!" or something to that effect. Real subtle.
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Thu Dec-11-03 01:55 AM
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25. That's Beautiful, Man . . . |
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Thu Dec-11-03 01:56 AM
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I'd like to thank the Academy...
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Thu Dec-11-03 01:58 AM
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27. The freepers just don't have the patience to... |
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hang on for the big New Year's Eve Freeper Reveal in the lounge. I can't wait. LMAO
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Thu Dec-11-03 02:03 AM
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29. On a more serious note... |
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some instructions for them to follow, although I doubt that they could. There has been a real freeper epidemic lately. I wonder how their chain of command works? They must be gearing up for the elections... http://www.capitolgrilling.com/articles/2002_cyberspin4.html
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Thu Dec-11-03 02:06 AM
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That is REALLY fucking ugly. Seeing the whole thing spelled out in graphic detail like that is downright chilling.
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Thu Dec-11-03 02:47 AM
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Beware, we have a few folks here engaging in the "PsyOps" method described there. Such people are hard to catch, they are quite subtle.
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Thu Dec-11-03 02:36 AM
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Thu Dec-11-03 03:36 AM
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33. Some more suggestions for Freepers |
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1. Don't try and steer every conversation back to Ted Kennedy and Chap. e.g"Hey, but us dems have our own skeletons..Ted Kennedy comes to mind."
2. Don't become unhinged whenever you see the Rush jokes and pretend that you are a recovering addict who happens to detest the way Rush is being "treated by some so called compassionate fellow travelers."
3. Resist the urge to "concede that Bill O Reilly really OWNED Al Franken on C-Span."
4. Don't say things like "Osama should be president" "Allah would kick Jehovah's ass" "We should celebrate Pearl Harbor, not commemorate it""I wish there would have been more people inside the WTC" Outlandish statements when you have only a few posts is a dead giveaway.
5. Quit restricting all your posts to the topics of gay marriage.
6. Don't refer to Asian-Americans as "Orientals." That's a dead giveaway.
7. Stop saying things like "the elephant in the living room is that I and all my leftist comrades are really closet racists."
8. Say something critical of Bush's policies in more than 5 posts.
9. Don't threaten to kill other people. I know that's a hard habit to break coming from freeperville where every other post begins with "keep the powder dry my boys"
10. Ummm..continue to let people like me think for you when you are detached from the groupthought of freeperland. I know it's hard to venture into a site where you have to formulate your own views and you freepers will continue to bumble about. Read the suggestions on this thread and you might last beyond 10 posts.
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Thu Dec-11-03 04:59 AM
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and don't forget this bit of advice:
Don't post to the effect of "I heard that Hillary is setting things up so she can swoop down and grab the nomination in 2004"
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Thu Dec-11-03 04:49 AM
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34. Notice to New Freepers!!!!! |
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We are temporarilly over quota on "Nader Supporters" on the board. As such, we will ask that you refrain from pretending to be a big fan of Ralph's.
We do have openings for "Lyndon LaRouche supporters". No one will listen, but you're welcome type away extolling his virtues.
Thanks!
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Thu Dec-11-03 04:53 AM
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35. FR and DU kinda reminds me of Empires Strikes Back |
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You know the part where Luke has to go into the Dark area of Dagobah to fight his personal demons. Going into the FR Forums, its disturbing and you almost know you would always would lose to even start the fight....
but to learn how the Dark Side operates....
or is it just me?
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Thu Dec-11-03 05:19 AM
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Thu Dec-11-03 05:12 AM
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38. Don't give them advice |
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just let them crash and burn and make asses out of themselves real fast on their own. :spank: :evilgrin:
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