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burythehatchet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-03 03:41 PM
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Faux News Update
They just spent TEN minutes on a discussion about bobbleheads - Shep's and Jane's. It was so adorable

:puke:

NO word whatsoever about the Kean Commission comments

They are now running a story from Mississippi about abuse in a prison - now THATS news.

They framed the Padilla acquittal by saying - "the war on terror suffered a major blow today when....."

Just another day in paradise.

O8)

Now Don Knotts on drugs, Carl Cameron, talking about Dean
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Hand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-03 03:44 PM
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1. Excuse me, you did say...
Don Knotts on drugs? :wtf:

Actually, that would be something to see--Barney Fife stoned out of his kug...
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burythehatchet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-03 03:54 PM
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3. What I meant was
this dude, Carl Cameron, looks like a baked version of Don Knotts
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Hand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-03 10:23 PM
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9. Bduh...
Of course. Now that I reread it, that IS what it says.

Gad--I'm the moran!

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wanderingbear Donating Member (639 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-03 10:32 PM
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11. oh you didnt know..
Hes a big pothead..
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Bush is a chimp Donating Member (93 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-03 03:45 PM
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2. If you ask me
NO word whatsoever about the Kean Commission comments

Quite a convenient time to capture Saddam if I do say so..
:hurts:
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spinbaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-03 04:01 PM
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4. Michael Jackson,
Joey Buttafuoco, Kobe...
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tom_paine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-03 04:04 PM
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5. How can you watch that Free-Market Stalinst TV
You might get more truthful reporting from the Chinese Press, though it's probably a tie with Faux getting the nod for more subtlety in their lies/distractions/half-truths/spin and of course their more expensive production values along with the fact that almost all of their Nazi Propagandists are Aryan-looking and attractive.
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burythehatchet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-03 04:09 PM
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6. Well...how can I explain it....don't you glance at the cover
of the sleaziest tabloid in the grocery store line?

Look over to see if there is a body on the road when you drive by an accident?

Continue to watch a game show when the contestant is clearly retarded? (no offence intended to mentally challenged persons)

Its sorta like that - I've had a few really tough work days and I just wanted to veg out and not have to think
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AndyTiedye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-03 06:04 PM
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7. When You Are Tied To The Railroad Tracks...
...It's hard not to watch the oncoming train.
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burythehatchet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-03 06:40 PM
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8. Well said Andy...well said indeed
,
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Eric J in MN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-03 10:29 PM
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10. on the weekends, MSNBC and CNN are so lacking
On the weekends, MSNBC and CNN are so lacking, that they actually make Fox seem good, momentarily.
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loudnclear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-20-03 10:33 PM
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12. Wonder what they are going to do with the latest "Lockerbie" story?
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