karlschneider
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Mon Dec-22-03 08:12 PM
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What, exactly, are we supposed to be "alert" for? All these morons, |
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governors, mayors, Bunnypants etc. want us to be on the lookout for possible 'terist' activities. I guess if I see a swarthy fellow driving a pickup with a big box in the back marked "dirty bomb" I should call somebody...?
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Mon Dec-22-03 08:14 PM
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1. I'm not worried cuz I have lots of duct tape |
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Mon Dec-22-03 08:26 PM
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3. But how're you fixed for plastic sheeting??? Gotta have some of that too |
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But I can't remember the directions...do I wrap myself in it? And who will put the tape on. Oh, dear, so much to remember. :evilgrin:
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Mon Dec-22-03 08:39 PM
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5. A word of advice on the plastic sheeting: |
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It goes ON TOP of your tinfoil hat. And don't forget to call the FBI if you see anything suspiscious, such as swarthy people in public places.
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Mon Dec-22-03 08:45 PM
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8. i prefer to double up.. |
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tin-foil, plastic, tin-foil.
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A HERETIC I AM
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Mon Dec-22-03 09:29 PM
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16. Swarthy person at large -------> |
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Mon Dec-22-03 09:22 PM
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14. I have plastic sheeting too, but not because that moron told me to go |
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buy some. I have some from painting the whole main level of my home last year.
You were supposed to seal off a whole room with duct tape and palstic sheeting so chemicals could not penetrate the room. Possibly the whole outside of the house too - or was that just one freeper moran on the news that did that?
Anyway, that will be good for one room, MAYBE, as long as long as the oxygen lasts in that sealed off room. Then lean over and kiss your ass goodbye :eyes:
If its a bomb, your handywork will be blown to fucking smitherines!
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Old and In the Way
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Mon Dec-22-03 08:19 PM
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2. If only every American would take the time to make that one |
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extra phonecall to Homeland Security and share their suspicions with Tom Ridge, everyone could be incriminated and we'd no longer have to worry about who the terrorists are.
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Mon Dec-22-03 08:31 PM
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What's with that big bag anyway? And that red light on the front? Who the heck flies reindeer? Will they take it down if it goes in WH air space?
OK that's right, georgie ain't gettin any toys this year. :)
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Mon Dec-22-03 08:40 PM
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6. Why call, when they have an e-mail form? |
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Mon Dec-22-03 08:40 PM
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7. Vote at cnn.com on this !!! |
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Results so far:
Do you find the terror threat warning system helpful? Yes 33% 38704 votes No 67% 77839 votes Total: 116543 votes
Helpful aren't they? :evilgrin:
:dem: :kick:
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Mon Dec-22-03 08:50 PM
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I was surprised and amused by a discussion on last night's "Scarborough Country." They were all talking about the announcement in "cya" terms, I don't think they realized how they sounded. They sounded somewhere near the truth, which is that the announcement is not really intended to reduce the chance of an attack, but more to be able to say "well, we warned you" afterwards.
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Mon Dec-22-03 08:55 PM
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10. Yeah, but will "we warned you" fly if they fail to prevent an attack? |
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I confess I have no clue... :grr:
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Mon Dec-22-03 09:07 PM
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11. They will make it so. |
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Edited on Mon Dec-22-03 09:10 PM by LeahMira
Yeah, but will "we warned you" fly if they fail to prevent an attack?
In case you hadn't noticed, this administration takes the heat for nothing. If they fail, no doubt it will be because the American people weren't being alert.
On second thought, it will probably be just liberals who aren't alert enough. You know how alert conservatives are. They're always sniffing out sin!
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Mon Dec-22-03 09:10 PM
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12. Yeah, I've noticed. Just looking for a dime in a shitpile I guess... |
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Mon Dec-22-03 09:17 PM
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13. Look behind more trees and under more trucks. |
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Park at the far corner of the parking lot away from the blast area. Drive the back streets away from the roadside bombs. Stop strangers on the street and frisk them. Check under your hood for explosives before you start your car. You get the idea.
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Mon Dec-22-03 09:27 PM
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15. You have given me an idea. A really, truly evil prank. I'm gonna do it. |
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but I ain't gonna say what just now. :evilgrin:
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Mon Dec-22-03 11:04 PM
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19. Tell us how it turns out n/t |
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Mon Dec-22-03 10:02 PM
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17. I've been feeling antsy for about a week - |
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I live near Bluegrass Army Deppot, where we have WMD stored (nerve agent so I'm told). I have been filling water jugs and such every chance I get. Fortunately, I won't have to go to the store until after the first of the year. The Orange alert just confirmed what my instincts have been telling me for a week.
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Mon Dec-22-03 11:03 PM
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18. I'm wondering who cut the cheese |
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Since we're on Orange Alert and the Weapon of Ass Destruction has yet to be found.
If you don't want to aphyxiate people with your silent but deadly biological warfare gasses, soak your beans for 24 hours before you eat them.
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Mon Dec-22-03 11:10 PM
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20. I am more worried about who moved my cheese! |
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