Dubya's colon

[absolutezero]

I'm sorry if this has already been posted....or if it should have never been posted but it's something i feel needs to be done :evilgrin:

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Warning: don't read after eating :puke:

[whoYaCallinAlib]

1. Very good!

LOL

[Booberdawg]

2. Ever had a colonoscopy?

I'm no apologist for boy king, but I think it's routine to be put out for a colonoscopy. I had one earlier this year, and it's like putting an elephant's snout up yer .... nevermind!

[avtho]

3. Change you gastroenterologist

I could have one every other day, no pain, no feeling, just watch it on the monitor. Hope you didn't have a proctoscopy, that is bad sh**.
and it only does a partial job.

[Booberdawg]

4. Well then ...

You must be a bigger asshole than I am.

Just kidding ....:7

I saw the size of that scope they were about to .... use :wow: :wow:

My back ached for days afterwards. Anesthetic is routine for this procedure. This woman has no need to set any records for endurance. Put me OUT!

[juajen]

7. I have had one

and I was put under. It's a good thing. If I had seen the ulcers in my colon I'm sure I would have been very upset. I was diagnosed with Chrohn's Disease and my life has never been the same. My advice, the easy way is best.

[absolutezero]

5. i've never had one

but i'm pretty sure you don't need to be knocked out....a tranquilizer or a local anesthetic maybe, but most patients don't need a general anesthetic

[Booberdawg]

6. It's not a general anesthetic

It's something that puts you in the "twilight zone" I'm told they spoke to me and I repsonded, but I just wouldn't remember any of it. Doesn't carry the same risks as going completely under general anesthetic. Sorry, I didn't make that clear. :toast: