Gringo
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Sun Aug-17-03 01:50 AM
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How would YOU cast the Dumbya Movie? |
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We've all heard that thay are working on some movie to try and portray Chimpy "heroic" and "a president" on 9-11.
If you were making a flick, what would you name the film, and how would you cast it? (Apologies if this has been done)
here's mine:
"Master of Disaster: The George Dumbya Bush Story"
Dumbya: "Ernest" (the doofus from those "Ernest" films Unka Dick: Harvey Korman Condoleeeeeeeezzzzzzza Rice: Arnold Schwarzenegger Ari Fleischer: Harvey Fierstein Rummy: Dennis Hopper AssKKKroft: Udo Kier Saddam: Gabe Kaplan Osama Bin Laden: Woody Allen Jebby: Ned Beatty Cruella Katherine Harris: Ann Coulter in a wig.
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Lady Freedom
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Sun Aug-17-03 01:57 AM
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1. Casting bush is esay.... |
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just go out to a field and get a large rock!
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Guy Whitey Corngood
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Sun Aug-17-03 02:00 AM
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A carboard cutout of a large c*@k. No one will know the difference.
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MoonGod
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Sun Aug-17-03 02:04 AM
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Edited on Sun Aug-17-03 02:05 AM by MoonGod
"Junior"
Bush: Vern Troyer Cheney: Mike Myers Condi: Ann Coulter Rumsfeld: Dennis Hopper Gore: Martin Sheen Ashcroft: Ahnold Blair: Hugh Grant Kissinger: Ben Stein Laura: Annette Benning Poppy: CGI (on edit: greenscreen would do, too)
I was also thinking maybe something titled "High by Noon" with Clint Eastwood as Bush. "Either you're with us or against us. Do you feel lucky, punk?"
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JackSwift
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Sun Aug-17-03 02:28 AM
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Dumbya: Keneau Reeves Unka Dick: Mel Brooks Condoleeeeeeeezzzzzzza Rice: Whoppie Goldberg Ari Fleischer: David Leisure AssKKKroft: Jon Voight Saddam: Barbara Bush Osama Bin Laden: GHW Bush Jebby: Sting Cruella Katherine Harris: Glenn Close
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philosophie_en_rose
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Sun Aug-17-03 02:47 AM
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When the real thing is such a farce?
How about a cut-throat reality show in which the public gets to vote someone out of Washington, D.C. every week? The loser has to work in a job voted upon by the members of DU.
Condy cleaning Taco Bell bathrooms? Dubya scooping poop at the park? Rummy in a budget-slashed senior home? It's America's Choice!
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MoonGod
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Sun Aug-17-03 03:12 AM
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Ashcroft as a cameraman for gay porn. Scalia and Santorum as gay porn stars.
And Cheney?... picking cotton.
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philosophie_en_rose
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Sun Aug-17-03 03:28 AM
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7. Pat Robertson and Ann Coulter too |
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Although I have serious doubts over any notion of gay porn. Some people are just not attractive to any sexual identity.
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