I hates the South

[9215]

Pole and the North Pole too. Its cold and I shivers all the time and I cants get fisheez to eat because they are under the cold ice and I cant eats them RAW! Not cooked like the Hobbitzes do.

[Pastiche423]

1. What? You don't like sushi?

[9215]

2. They wont lets me into Japanese restaurants

without shoes and shirtzeez, which I also hates.

[KamaAina]

3. You know what you are? You're an anti-Antarctican!

We've had enough Antarctica-bashing here at DU! Every couple of years we get one of these threads, and they're all the same: "Too much ice." "Too many scientists." "Too many penguins." I, for one, have had it up to here!

:-)

[Dookus]

4. but

penguins suck. They walk funny, sound funny, smell funny shit all over. We should let antarctica secede from the world once and for all and be done with those stupid birds. I mean really... they can't even fly! They're just big dumb rats that walk upright.

[9215]

5. I got a real kick out of Gollum from that Hobbit movie

I've thought that is what Bush would be if he didn't have family and lots of cash to keep his true identity hidden.

"anti-antartican" thats got a ring to it. :-)