Who is agent Mike?

[Taverner]

I see all these posts about Agent Mike - did I miss something?

[Wonk]

1. ...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=1493426&mesg_id=1493426

[Taverner]

5. Scary. Hi Agent Mike!

Wonder if he'll answer yes and no questions?

[Eye and Monkey]

7. Agent Mike is no "Magic 8 Ball". Nor is he a Ouija Board.

He's a thinking, feeling person. And his employers are trying to figure out how to outsource his job. And screw him out of his pension.

But at least he gets paid to read DU. He's happy that his employers don't have him stuck double-shifts in the back of a van somewhere, listening to husky voices over a tapt line, endlessly saying things like "The thing? Didja take care a that thing?"

Don't worry, Agent Mike. We're like whats-her-name in the movie "Traffic". We'd bring you some lemonade.

[Kadie]

2. It has to do with BBV.

Did you see Bev's post yesterday?

[Eye and Monkey]

3. Agent Mike is reading this. Agent Mike may work for any number -

- of nefarious shadow entities. Say "hi!" to Agent Mike.

Hi! Agent Mike!

[Kadie]

4. Where are my manners

Hi Agent Mike :hi:

[Eye and Monkey]

6. Agent Mike has a cool job, reading DU all the time. Too bad -

- his employer isn't very nice, and will probably try to screw him out of his benefits and pension.

At least he gets paid to read DU - though his employers give him alot of static if he spends too much in the Lounge.

Chin up, Agent Mike! We're all getting screwed, but at least you get paid for reading fun stuff.

[Wapsie B]

8. Ah what a life!

Sit and surf through DU everyday. Enjoy your stay agent Mike.
Make yourself at home.

:hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi:

[BiggJawn]

9. Good evening, Agent Mike!

I'm gonna go to bed soon and in between sexual dreams of women I'm not married to, I'll be dreaming of a bright, shiny America, where members of Congress treat each other with respect, where everyone has plenty to eat, good medical care without having to rent their sex parts to strangers to pay for it, People in love can get married without Gropenfuhrer Nazi-son saying they can't, new pancreases from stem cells, No more PNAC, no more useless lost-before-it-started "War on Terrah"...

Get the idea?

Hope you keep your job after the first of the year, but I also hope President Kerry gives the Schutzstaffel a good ENEMA!