I'm a dogmatic, unimaginative simpleton. Ask me anything...

[Maddy McCall]

However, I am sure the answer I provide will lack insight, and will probably just repeat some tenet you've heard before.

[Feanorcurufinwe]

1. How long have you been supporting what's-his-name?

[Maddy McCall]

3. Ever since everyone told me to.

I like him because everyone else does.

[Rainydaze]

7. well for starters.

How does it feel to be a Republican?
How does one deal with the betrayal of a nation?
That big sucking sound, is it really the economy or just the vacuum inside Dubya's head?
My job, has it really gone to India?
Republican's all elitist, racist, pigs slurping greedily at the trough? Or is it just me?
What are you going to do with my rights now that you stole them?
Abortion, family planning, Aids? Are you going to work with what's on the table or do the Barbara Bush, NOOOO?
How do you feel about the corporate media?
Does the unelected head sleep easily with it's appointed crown?
Do Twinkies count as food?
Oil, is it really that important that people need to die to butress Haliburton's slipping stock margins? What about alternative energy?
What's the deal with Bill O'Reilly, is he really that uptight? Could he possibly switch to boxers?
The supremecourt? The most entertaining bunch of political Hacks since the inquisition? What ever happened to David Souter? Can you hear his head beating against the wall?
Did Bush really go on a Mexican bender replete with hookers and blow during 72' *Those precious and precocious National Guard years*?
Can I hit the nearest Republican with a brick to the face?

Thank you for answering all my questions.

[denverbill]

2. Will you be supporting Bush again this year?

Did you hear Rush today?

[Maddy McCall]

5. No, you misunderstand...

I am a dogmatic democrat. I toe the line. I ask stupid questions and don't have the mental wherewithal to consider complex issues.

;-)

[patdem]

12. That makes you a republocRAT!

I am sure you and Liverman will get along famously!

[ComerPerro]

4. How is the vacation going, Mr. President?

Everything good on the ranch?

[Maddy McCall]

6. LMFAO!!! n/t

[wtmusic]

8. Did you fix my car? n/t

[Maddy McCall]

9. Oh yeah...

Fixed it up good. Some sawdust and tinfoil was all it needed. You owe me $600 so I can take my SO out for dinner. (wink wink Will Pitt!)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

10. Are you wearing underwear?

[polmaven]

11. George?

Is that you, Mr. (p)Resident?