What would Bush* do if he found out California fell into the ocean?

[Renew Deal]

[Direckshun]

1. I really shouldn't have voted for the last option...

...but I still feel justified doing it.

Let's just hope the state takes Ahhhnold Schwartzenagger with it.

[AntiCoup2K4]

4. I shouldn't have voted for it either.

But that's only because under normal circumstances, you would expect a "President" of the United States (even a Republican) to say something better. But knowing Junior he would try to drag his sick perversion of Christianity into it.

But if it was God striking down the homosexuals, why didn't Orange county and San Diego escape?

[Whitacre D_WI]

2. He'd celebrate.

Knowing that without CA giving all those electoral votes to Kerry; the Shrub would win.

[fudge stripe cookays]

10. Yup.

All those lib'ruls and gay folks getting tossed in the ocean. He'd be over the moon.

Just think of his mandibles clattering. Freaking asshole.

[gmoney]

3. Blame Kim Il Jung...

<eom>

[girl gone mad]

5. "Boy, that must be one bad...

sailor!"

[Renew Deal]

6. lol

[Catshrink]

7. He say: "It was a good state. I enjoyed it."

Doesn't he enjoy everything? What a dumb fuck.

[Maccagirl]

8. Do we have to change the flag

and take out one of the stars?

[SarahB]

9. Somehow tie to either Bill Clinton or

Bill Clinton's penis. :eyes:

[m-jean03]

11. Terra Alert High--

"Dark people with funny soundin' names" and "libruls" in Freedom Camps--

Election canceled--

WMDs planted--

Draft--

More war--

Corporate Takeover of the World by Amerika.
:crazy:

[Direckshun]

13. LOL

Yes, he'd link the catastrophe to Iran! Brilliant! :)

[jimshoes]

12. Probably want to go hit a few golf balls into the water

from his new ocean front property.

[physioex]

14. What??

He can point to California on a map?? Does it have black people?

[ComerPerro]

15. Read a book about a fucking goat, spend the day in hiding,

Talk and laugh about the day in an interview, describe "a good year" in the White House Christmas card, and then finally after a week or so appear in public denouncing earthquakes and discussing his "vigilant resolve". Then announce another emergency round of tax cuts for the very wealthy. He would end his speech by reminding people to keep shopping.

You know, same shit he does in any emergency.

[charlie]

16. He'd create a massive

publicly-funded initiative to develop the western coasts of Nevada and Arizona... which were, in a striking display of acumen and prescience, already eminent-domained/bought by subsidiaries of Carlyle.