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Mon May-03-04 11:14 AM
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Poll question: If You Could Have An Extra Body Part, Which Body Part Would It Be? |
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Yay, odd question!
Okay, here's the deal. Through the miracle of modern science, each person in American has been granted the ability to have one extra body part.
This means that people can choose to have three legs, three arms, two noses, three eyes, two livers (for the drinkers out there), two sex organs (for the freaks out there), three kidneys, ect.
Which body part do you want?
Me, I'm going for a third arm, right by my waist. I'd take four more and just become a Dr. Octapus type of person.
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Mon May-03-04 11:15 AM
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Mon May-03-04 11:19 AM
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I don't want an extra body part, but would like an extension of something I already have! :evilgrin:
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Mon May-03-04 11:19 AM
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3. did you hear about the guy with five penises? |
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his pants fit like a glove!
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Mon May-03-04 11:23 AM
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5. A very strange glove though. |
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It would have had 7 "fingers". Weird.
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Mon May-03-04 11:24 AM
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LOL, you should be ashamed of yourself with that one!
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Mon May-03-04 11:23 AM
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Mon May-03-04 11:24 AM
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6. Extra liver, so I could live out my dream of being a drunk without fear |
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Mon May-03-04 11:24 AM
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8. I'd like an extra penis... |
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imagine all the fun one could have...:evilgrin:
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Mon May-03-04 11:25 AM
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i'm assuming it comes with a hand/fingers.
three handed tapping anyone? then i could finally play some of those jazz chords i can't reach!!
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Mon May-03-04 11:26 AM
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I know so many people who are in the process of or have totally lost their hearing in one or both ears. What isolation. A third ear as backup? Yeah.
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Mon May-03-04 11:27 AM
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11. on the one hand.........on the other hand..........but on |
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the Gripping Hand, I want to be a Motie.
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Mon May-03-04 11:30 AM
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Always good to have excess processor capacity.
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Mon May-03-04 11:33 AM
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Mon May-03-04 11:35 AM
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for people who drive with a cell phone in one hand and a cigarette in the other. How do they steer...with their knees?
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Mon May-03-04 11:44 AM
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It's good to have a backup. :beer:
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Mon May-03-04 11:46 AM
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16. I needs me an extra butt |
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Mon May-03-04 11:48 AM
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17. Other: Can I be greedy and just clone myself... |
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If i can't, an extra arm would be helpful. Although another eye on the back of my head would be good too, but then I would have to cut my hair.
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Mon May-03-04 11:54 AM
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could run faster, pump more blood, live longer
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Mon May-03-04 11:55 AM
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So I could donate it to someone who needs a transplant.
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Mon May-03-04 12:07 PM
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20. Liver, with kidney as a close runner-up |
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Mon May-03-04 12:08 PM
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21. Oh, lord, do I ever need an extra leg. As long as it comes w/ a healthy |
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Mon May-03-04 12:18 PM
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22. Extra tongue, strategically located. |
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My wife wouldn't leave the bedroom.
Hell, I might not leave the bedroom if I had that and lived alone . . .
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Mon May-03-04 12:20 PM
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23. An extra set of teeth. |
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Mon May-03-04 12:39 PM
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24. I rather content with my parts as they are, but... |
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I would probably go with additional dendrites within my brain to ease in making faster neural connections. They're pretty good now, but there's always room for improvement.
Initially, I thought a heart. Mine's a bit battered and bruised, but I'm too strong to let it be broken.
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Mon May-03-04 01:03 PM
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25. As a Juggler, an extra arm ... |
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sure would come in "handy".
Lets see, I can Juggle 7 balls with 2 hands (3.5 per hand). With an extra arm (and presumable hand) I should be able to Juggle 10 balls without much problem.
Cheers Drifter
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Mon May-03-04 01:11 PM
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26. I'd like an extra lung. |
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Just think of the endurance you'd have with more oxygen getting into your bloodstream.
Although one time, I dreamed that a big second butt was mysteriously growing on my left leg. I blame the Thai food that I ate earlier that night.
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Mon May-03-04 01:40 PM
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I could join the circus! :-)
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Mon May-03-04 02:08 PM
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...I am desperately in need of an extra arm/hand combo. I could even use two.
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Mon May-03-04 02:18 PM
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29. Extra brain, hands down |
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Don't know where I'd store it, but hey!
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