FunBobbyMucha
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Mon May-03-04 12:24 PM
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Where do you predict we, the Unbelievers, will be disappeared? |
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If the world loses its last four IQ points and we re-elect Bush, I presume the rounding up of non-Fundys will initiate by 2006 at the latest. I doubt we'll be transported by trains like the Jews in WW2, given the lack of existing railroad lines. That leaves cattle trucks, right?
Is there a central location in the midwest they'll dump us, or do they plan to ship us to Alaska?
What menial jobs will we perform? Clearly the Schindler-esque task of polishing shell casings can still be done by our children, but I'm worried about what labor we'll be forced to perform. Some of us, however, will be spared a slow death like this, as the Soylent Green Act of 2007 will prove. Apparently Ashcroft wants to ensure that no homosexuals are used in the Soylent burgers, though, as the very consumption might be a violation of Leviticus.
Anybody got any spoilers on our wretched future?
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Dors Venabili
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Mon May-03-04 12:28 PM
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1. I hope this newbie can tell you a mistake |
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"If the world loses its last four IQ points and we re-elect Bush"
Mr. Bush was never elected.
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Mon May-03-04 12:32 PM
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5. Welcome to DU, my bright cohort! |
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So good to have you here! Duckie
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FunBobbyMucha
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Mon May-03-04 12:50 PM
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8. Insolent Newbie! How dare you question-- |
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Mon May-03-04 12:30 PM
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No need to break with tradition.
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Mon May-03-04 12:31 PM
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3. I remember a thread from long ago...out of country was consensus. |
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We wouldn't want to spoil the *Kingdom* with the impure. :silly:
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Mon May-03-04 12:32 PM
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4. I'd settle for a nice island full of |
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Mon May-03-04 02:11 PM
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11. I propose Manhattan... |
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I still feel fairly safe here from the Fundie menace.
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Mon May-03-04 03:13 PM
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12. I don't think Manhattan's big enough... |
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And besides, the roads suck ;)
I'm talking tropical, undeveloped ('course, we'd have to work some sort of electricity/internet, LOL), a whole bunch of natural beauty!
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Mon May-03-04 09:02 PM
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13. Oh, but the roads won't suck for long!! |
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I just heard on NY1 today that they are redoing the roads in midtown for the REPUKE CONVENTION to the tune of $5 Mil in taxpayer money! The roads probably need to be repaired sooner or later, but the fact that Bloomberg is ok'ing $5 Mil to impress the party when he is cutting back on everything is a total slap in the face to liberal NYC. (OK, sorry, end of rant)
You're right - Tropical, fundie free, natural paradise it is!! :)
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Mon May-03-04 12:34 PM
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6. Hey, everybody! It's the REVERSE RAPTURE! |
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We're goin' to God's Concentration Camp!
--bkl
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Mon May-03-04 12:42 PM
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7. well we have plenty of FEMA camps already in place |
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and our good friend and traitor Oliver North is at least partially responsible for that...
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Mon May-03-04 01:04 PM
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9. Well, they say that a rapture will disappear true believers; but instead . |
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they may bring some prison guards back from Iraq to set up a rape-ture to disappear the unbelievers.
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Mon May-03-04 01:15 PM
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10. Cleaning up industrial waste, like in "The Handmaid's Tale" |
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Pretty, single, indpendent women will be forced to be sex slaves to the ruling elite's males.
Although they may try to make people convert, so then I guess they'd be using mental hospitals they way the USSR did.
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Mon May-03-04 09:10 PM
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14. As an American Jew, I'm reasonably certain... |
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...that if we devolve into a full-blown Christian fundamentalist theocracy, efforts would be made to forcibly "repatriate" American Jews to Israel.
All the better to expedite the Second Coming, right?
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