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Mon May-03-04 10:57 PM
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Fantasy Battles You'd Like To See... |
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Don't worry about crossing genres.
Ash (Evil Dead) vs Leatherface
Starshiptroopers vs Aliens
Elric vs the Highlander
Barnabas Collins vs Buffy and Angel
Babylon 5 vs DS9
Dr Who and 60 Minutes (ok, that one was a joke)
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Mon May-03-04 10:58 PM
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Edited on Mon May-03-04 10:59 PM by Archae
Wait, isn't that movie coming out soon? :-)
But who would have like to have seen Darth Vader vs. Q?
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Mon May-03-04 11:00 PM
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You know it is!
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What I want to know is how they get around the idea that Preds are high-temp creatures will keep them out of being on an icecap.
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Mon May-03-04 10:59 PM
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Mon May-03-04 11:01 PM
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4. Woooow.. that is a good one. |
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Mon May-03-04 11:02 PM
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7. Cybermen vs Daleks vs the Borg for control over the Earth? |
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Tue May-04-04 01:34 PM
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22. Sontarans vs Klingons. |
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An easy win for the no-necked potato-headed Sontarans.
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Mon May-03-04 11:01 PM
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Mon May-03-04 11:02 PM
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6. Maybe you need to check this site out.... |
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Mon May-03-04 11:03 PM
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Mon May-03-04 11:03 PM
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9. King Kong vs Donkey Kong! |
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Mon May-03-04 11:06 PM
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10. The Care Bears vs My Little Ponies vs Monchichis |
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j/k....Actually that's probably somebody's nightmare.
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Mon May-03-04 11:08 PM
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11. I was forced into watching an hour of a Care Bears film this week |
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I haven't felt right since then.
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Mon May-03-04 11:09 PM
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12. Bill Clinton vs George W. Bush |
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For the Presidency of the United States.
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Mon May-03-04 11:20 PM
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13. Darth Vador vs Ghengis Kahn |
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or maybe Cujo vs Lassie.
I always wanted to put a company of Waffen SS with all their standard weaponry ( heavy and light Spandau MGs ) up against Santa Anna at the Alamo.
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Mon May-03-04 11:51 PM
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14. Shrub naked with a toothpick vs. Terminator I, II, and III |
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Republicans vs. the Third Reich (hopefully they'll destroy each other) :) Iron Chef Chinese vs. Commander "Plastic Turkey": * falls in the beer batter and rolls into the fryer. Iron cage match: Randi Rhodes vs. Bill O'Lielly: Bill starts crying and admits he was all wrong. Dennis Kucinich vs. the corporate fascist forces of darkness: Dennis Wins!!! Read about the Right-Wing "Master Plan": http://www.zmag.org/chomsky/sam/sam-contents.htmlHave you read "War is a Racket"?: http://lexrex.com/enlightened/articles/warisaracket.htm
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Tue May-04-04 12:19 AM
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Tue May-04-04 01:09 AM
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16. And the winners are... |
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Ash (Evil Dead) vs Leatherface Leatherface jumps Ash. Both nearly die due to massive bleeding. In the end Ash triumphs. Good, Bad, he's the one with the gun. WINNER - Stihl Saws which sponsored the fight
Starshiptroopers vs Aliens It is a bitter struggle where practically everyone dies in every battle on a thousand worlds. WINNER - Tippett Studios
Elric vs the Highlander Elric lets his guard down after cutting Highlander in two. Though heavily outmatched, Highlander's upper torso manages to mutter, "there can be only one" and deprive Elric of his head. WINNER - Highlander
Barnabas Collins vs Buffy and Angel Angel dies, but Buffy always gets her man. Barnabas moves to Sunnydale and becomes a regular cast member. WINNER - Buffy
Babylon 5 vs DS9 Sisko scrambles the runabouts which are easy prey for Star Furies. As Starfleet is called, a group of White Stars lures the Vorlon and Shadow fleets into an apocalyptic battle around DS9. WINNER - B5
Dr Who and 60 Minutes (ok, that one was a joke) The night Dr. Who appears, 60 Minutes manages to unravel 2000 years of historical events and social upheaval in half an hour. Andy Roonie discusses the downside of regeneration. WINNER - 60 Minutes
Aliens vs. Predators Aliens are like clay pigeons to the Predators in at least one story line I've heard. They were bread to be targets. WINNER - Predators
Dr. Who vs. Q Dr. Who plays Q's game and repeatedly beats him with wit, logic and luck. Q joins him as a companion for a season before setting off to taunt Dave Lister. WINNER - Dr. Who and the viewing audience.
Cyber vs. Daleks vs Borg Daleks take an early beating as they are pushed down flight after flight of stairs by both other contestants. Cybermen quickly fall to the Borg who adapt gold dust guns after pulverizing Fort Knox. WINNER - Borg
Skittles vs Godzilla Skittle have no army, scientists, or other monsters to field. -SQUISH- WINNER - Godzilla (and Bambi, who gets away)
King Kong vs. Donkey Kong King Kong has a hard time with those teeny-tiny quarters and that itsy-bitsy joystick. WINNER - Donkey Kong
Clinton vs. Bush The Republicans called that the 2000 election! Today, all Clinton needs to do is call a press conference RIGHT AFTER GEORGE. People would flock to him in droves. WINNER - Clinton
Cujo vs Lassie After several grueling hours of chase and battle, they both are near death. Timmy saves Lassie and the kid from Old Yeller shoots Cujo. WINNER - Lassie
Spock vs Vader WINNER - Spock gets the upper hand when he draws Vader in and mind melds, forcing him to relive childhood traumas. WINNER - Spock
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Tue May-04-04 01:27 AM
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17. That was...beyond the call... |
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Picking up my jaw right now.
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Tue May-04-04 01:00 PM
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Spock would easily triumph over Vader - he would never be lured in by the hate that is the temptation of the Dark Side.
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Tue May-04-04 04:56 AM
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18. The Fellowship of the Ring vs. Hogwarts School, Years 1-3 |
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Tue May-04-04 05:03 AM
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19. Salma Hayek jello-wrestling with Jennifer Connelly |
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You've got to have your dreams, man...
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Tue May-04-04 01:32 PM
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21. Elric would kick the Highlander's behind |
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Tue May-04-04 01:35 PM
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23. M.A.T.C.O.M. vs. Catwoman & NSMA |
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I'm putting my money on the gals!
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Tue May-04-04 01:35 PM
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The * administration vs. The Ever Lovin' Thing
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Tue May-04-04 01:36 PM
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Tue May-04-04 01:37 PM
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26. Thing Fish vs. Normalman |
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Tue May-04-04 01:37 PM
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28. C-3P0 versus Marvin the Paranoid Android. |
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While R2D2 kicks the shit out of K-9.
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