ForrestGump
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Tue May-04-04 03:15 AM
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And now...intimate musings |
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Chastity... the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions. -- Aldous Huxley
One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other. -- Jane Austen
Well, to start with, there's that whole multiple thing.
Give me chastity and continence -- but not yet. -- Saint Augustine
Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy. -- Steve Martin
My wife is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex, she objects. -- Les Dawson
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. -- Woody Allen
I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women. -- Bernard Manning
I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls. -- Groucho Marx
It is impossible to obtain a conviction for sodomy from an English jury. Half of them don't believe that it can physically be done, and the other half are doing it. -- Winston Churchill
]A nymphomaniac is a woman as obsessed with sex as the average man. -- Mignon McLaughlin
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic. -- Woody Allen
There is nothing wrong with making love with the light on. Just make sure the car door is closed. -- George Burns
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's a pretty good one. -- Woody Allen
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them. -- Steve Martin
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less. -- Brendan Francis
Let's forget about the six feet and talk about the seven inches. -- Mae West, on being told that a new male acquaintance was 6'7"
Don't knock masturbation -- it's sex with someone I love. -- Woody Allen
Outside of every thin woman is a fat man trying to get in. -- Katherine Whitehorn
I like to wake up each morning feeling a new man. -- Jean Harlow
Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, / Stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie. -- William Shakespeare
If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter. -- George Carlin
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said "no." -- Woody Allen
I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce. -- J. Edgar Hoover
Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful -- provided you get between the right man and the right woman. -- Woody Allen
Love is the answer; but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. -- Woody Allen
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. -- George Burns
A man's only as old as the woman he feels. -- Groucho Marx
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. -- Groucho Marx
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Wonk
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Tue May-04-04 03:31 AM
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1. Locking, no sex threads, sorry Death Stud. |
ForrestGump
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Tue May-04-04 03:53 AM
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2. Hey! Sex? I don't get it... |
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Wait a minute. Let me rephrase that...
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GOPisEvil
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Tue May-04-04 07:19 AM
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3. I have a question for the late Mr. Hoover (should a seance be scheduled) |
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Regarding this quote:
I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce. -- J. Edgar Hoover
Now, would that situation arise if, say, an interstate truck driver were receiving "oral-genital intimacy" while driving his loaded truck across state lines? Just wondering.
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Tue May-04-04 07:43 AM
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4. No, but I think the driver would definitely unload. |
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Tue May-04-04 08:05 AM
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5. might weigh in an ounce lighter between stations |
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Tue May-04-04 04:10 PM
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"When we feel love and kindness toward others, it not only makes others feel loved and cared for, but it helps us also to develop inner happiness and peace."
Hope you're feeling better.
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