I need help with this answer: What's up Dick Morris's ass?

[LynneSin]

Seriously, this guy should be damn grateful he was part of the Clinton administration because obviously no one would buy his books (instead of freepers just bulking his book to make people think we were actually buying this crap).

I mean, he can't even come up with an original cover and instead plagerizing on Hillary's book. Will Dick also be re-interpreting Bill Clinton's biography with a book called "My life as interpreted by an asswipe like me, Dick Morris"

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0060736682/qid=1083696057/sr=8-3/ref=pd_ka_3/103-3940404-6241447?v=glance&s=books&n=507846

[sniffa]

1. c'mon

take it easy on my feLLow toe sucker. :P

[LynneSin]

2. you suck toes? I did not know that

geez, any other secrets?

[sniffa]

6. oh, tons of secrets

but you reaLLy don't wanna know.

[LynneSin]

7. maybe I do

:crazy:

[sniffa]

12. okay then

there was the time i - redacted - and aLso - redacted - about the - redacted.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

3. His head

[geniph]

9. Dammit, Teena!

You beat me to that one!

[GainesT1958]

4. What's up Dick Morris' handquarters?

Well, probably as many well-manicured ladies' feet as possible, if he had his wish!:eyes:

B-)

[dedhed]

5. I'm guessing this is why he's pissed...

Allegations that top aide Dick Morris had had extensive extramarital affairs caught the Clinton presidential campaign off guard in 1996. The stories began appearing in the Star and National Enquirer and were then picked up by the mainstream media. Morris allegedly had revealed White House secrets to a call girl and had fathered a child with a Texas woman with whom he had had a 15-year affair.

Source: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/special/clinton/frenzy/morris.htm

I'm willing to guess that Hillary ripped him a new a**hole over that one! His butts still sore!!

:bounce:

[LynneSin]

10. So that's why Hannity is promoting Dick's book on his homepage

Blow jobs with interns bad
Toe Sucking with whores good?

[sus]

8. I heard he has a sugar free gummy bear addiction.

thereby proving that God hates him, too.

[LynneSin]

11. You're just jealous cause God loves me and Kirk Cameron

but doesn't like you

:bounce:

[sus]

13. i don't need him to like me.

GOD FEARS ME!

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