Let's create a story! Everyone write four words and add them on.

[icymist]

I'll begin:

'One day in Washington...'

[historian]

1. bush had to think

[bigwillq]

3. About why he sucks

[TroubleMan]

6. and it hurt BAD!!

[Mr_Lefty]

9. Because there was sand in the vasiline

[icymist]

10. "I hate it when that happens", said...

[Mr_Lefty]

18. W to Rummy

[JohnLocke]

19. his brow furrowed.

[icymist]

90. "Alright already", Rummy said.....

[thestatusquo]

2. Great idea!

'Bush and Cheney were...'

[bigwillq]

5. Riding in a Buick

[icymist]

24. Buying $2.50 gas in Washington

[rocktivity]

4. State, home of grunge...

:headbang:
rocknation

[bigwillq]

8. Music that's so loud

[icymist]

146. All the amps go up to eleven!

[didntvote4shrub]

7. ..not long from now..

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

11. Bush eats a pretzel

[icymist]

12. And then he says

[put out]

14. Thank you, you lump

[LWolf]

15. AGGH Ah Canghk breathgk

[put out]

13. Pickles does the Heimlich

Y'all faster than I am. But keep going.

[SmileyBoy]

16. Then he threw up.

[icymist]

17. Coughing up the WMD...

[JohnLocke]

20. "Hmm. mustardy," says the Commander in Chief.

[buff2]

21. Who's penis is this?

[icymist]

22. "That's my strap on"

Condi said!

[buff2]

23. Is it long enough?

She asked.

[carols]

25. Let's ask Colin

[buff2]

26. Oh,you mean COLON

[carols]

27. So snickering vigorously they went

[icymist]

28. To invade defenseless Iraq

[hedgetrimmer]

29. With a strap on!

[ForrestGump]

30. And then it happened...

[Parrcrow]

31. He saw her coming

[non sociopath skin]

32. it was Hilary Clinton

[Dogmudgeon]

33. She was wearing a

--bkl

[non sociopath skin]

34. Vote Kucinich T-shirt

[ForrestGump]

35. and high heeled sneakers.

[ps1074]

36. "Unca dick, Unca dick" - the chimp cried.

[onethatcares]

37. give me your hump

mt

[ForrestGump]

38. "What hump?", asked Dick.

[montana_hazeleyes]

39. "The one I kissed"

[hedgetrimmer]

40. "... There's been so many...?"

[icymist]

41. bad dreams of Hilary...

[buff2]

42. But even worse dreams of Pickles

[ForrestGump]

44. rutting with Bill Clinton

[Zorra]

48. while pretending to be Monica

[SarahB]

50. she suddenly went down

[Parrcrow]

57. while she was wearing

[ForrestGump]

58. nothing but a smile.

[SarahB]

60. Suddenly, she looked up and smiled a naughty grin

[icymist]

61. "Wow Bill!", Pickles said....

[Parrcrow]

62. I've never seen one

[Zorra]

63. because my husband never

[SarahB]

65. Had one quite so nice

[Parrcrow]

68. my husband's is very

[SarahB]

71. unpredictable to say the least

[icymist]

78. Suddenly, Condi came in.....

[bigwillq]

86. with a pink teddy

[Parrcrow]

121. and an automatic rifle

[bigwillq]

127. wrapped around her neck

[icymist]

137. "We're going duck hunting!", she said as....

[Gildor Inglorion]

141. Justice Scalia leered from the window

[bobthedrummer]

43. In the CIA's bowels

[m-jean03]

69. Acting as metaphorical Ex-Lax...

[Parrcrow]

73. Richard Perle was talking about

[m-jean03]

83. winning the New Crusades,

[m-jean03]

84. Whilst pissing himself gleefully.

[Parrcrow]

91. and dancing up and down

[m-jean03]

97. On some prisoner's face.

[Parrcrow]

116. and Frum took pictures

[m-jean03]

122. "Our christmas cards will

[icymist]

124. sell good this year and

[Parrcrow]

126. make them all surrender"

[m-jean03]

134. HA HA HA HA

[m-jean03]

139. laughed the evil men.

[icymist]

143. Meanwhile, back in Crawford...

[m-jean03]

145. An asshole looked thoughtful

[bikebloke]

45. She thinks for herself!

[bobthedrummer]

46. The twilights's last gleaming

[buff2]

47. She whistled while brushing her teeth

[bobthedrummer]

49. 'A whiter shade of pale.."

[buff2]

51. Playing in the background........

[carols]

52. transfixed by the lava lamp

[icymist]

53. We've created a monster

she thought....

[buff2]

54. Turns out it's Chimpy.......

she discovered...

[carols]

56. with a big sock puppet

[icymist]

77. Wait! That's no sock puppet, it's...

[bigwillq]

87. a day-old cucumber

[m-jean03]

88. Wedged in his flightsuit.

[bigwillq]

89. Next to a danish

[icymist]

92. Babs wanted for breakfast!

[bigwillq]

93. But Rummy ate it

[m-jean03]

94. His knees hurting badly.

[m-jean03]

96. Mouth flooded with flavor.

[m-jean03]

98. Crying "I need more!"

[m-jean03]

99. But Bush zipped up-

[m-jean03]

100. And ordered another cucumber.

[bigwillq]

101. And Rummy wiped his

[m-jean03]

102. Mean dirty little mouth

[bigwillq]

104. With lips so chapped

[m-jean03]

106. From licking whilst lying.

[bigwillq]

108. And chewing on tobacco

[m-jean03]

112. Hence, tastebuds were dull

[m-jean03]

113. "That was no Danish!!!!"

[m-jean03]

115. He spat. Bush screamed

[icymist]

117. "That was a Swedish..."

[bigwillq]

118. Meatball with garlic chucks..

[m-jean03]

119. "Thank Goodness! Dear me!"

[bigwillq]

120. "But my breath stinks..."

[icymist]

123. Like a little sour...

[bigwillq]

125. cream and onion dip

[Parrcrow]

128. left overnight in a

[bigwillq]

129. chinese take out container

[m-jean03]

131. "Flightsuits have poor refrigeration"

[m-jean03]

135. "Your damn rotten meatballs

[icymist]

136. smell like a little...

[m-jean03]

138. imprisoned man I abused

[LuCifer]

55. She moan: "OH BABY!"

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! I hope this doesn't pop up at the WRONG time, uh, so to speak!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lu Cifer, THIS should be interesting!!!!!!!!!!!!! You got my eye!

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[buff2]

59. She Bang,She Bang.......

came the voice of William Hung.........

[Sequoia]

64. Loudly over the radio

[buff2]

66. On the Howard Stern show

[icymist]

67. Dubya says he loves to.....

[buff2]

72. watch lesbian love making.......

[bigwillq]

74. With dress socks on

[buff2]

75. and a red/white/blue jockey strap on.....

[bigwillq]

76. Drinking a Bus(c)h Lite

[icymist]

79. While being whipped by....

[bigwillq]

85. Condi, Rummy and Asscroft

[lucidmadman]

70. And then...

the Guerillas...

[icymist]

80. The media reported that...

[renegade000]

81. in downtown Manhattan a...

[sweetladybug]

82. village idiot is pResident

[icymist]

111. "How'd they do that?" asked...

[name not needed]

95. Bonzo goes to Bitburg...

[myomy]

103. without knowing where it is..

.

[name not needed]

105. as i watched it on tv...

[bigwillq]

107. From my water bed

[icymist]

109. at spacestation 'W' on Mars....

[bigwillq]

110. Along with the WMD's

[icymist]

114. With that mustard flavor....

[buff2]

130. Or some "other" salty tasting stuff

[icymist]

132. that causes the destruction of...

[buff2]

133. Freshly done dental work........

[High Sierra Buck]

140. or condoms to disintregrate

[renegade000]

142. which causes universal Armageddon

[icymist]

144. to blow up in Pat Robertson's

[Dan-W]

147. prediction of earth's future

[icymist]

148. Mating with the anti-christ!