New to DU-2! Post your picture for us to ogle! I'll go first....

[ForrestGump]

Just a picture of me lounging around at home, though I did make a point of wearing the yak underwear.

Please note, ladies, that I'm wearing just underwear and am topless.... .....not that I'm suggesting anything......




Lowering the moral tone of this group since 2003.....

[bicentennial_baby]

1. Are those

Neolithic cave drawings on yer briefs?

[ForrestGump]

6. Sort of postneolithic, by The Gap, via Yaks 'R' Us

I can probably find you a catalog, if you're interested....

[I AM SPARTACUS]

2. my finest moment...

[ForrestGump]

8. Nice cleft!

Hey, dude....not sure about the way Tony's looking at you there....

[I AM SPARTACUS]

22. no...that's not my NAME...it's my LINE...

...so what if I only had one line in the movie, at least it was a great one...

[ForrestGump]

25. But didn't you get into a scuffle over WHO exactly was Spartacus?

"I am Spartacus!"
"No, I am Spartacus!"
"Shut up! You're dead! And I am Spartacus!"
"Mommy!"

Probably just as well they cut that scene, then.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

3. OK here's one of not me

[ForrestGump]

11. McCauley Culkin! Or maybe Michael Stipe....

Razor burn does that to me....

[BurtWorm]

33. Hubba hubba!

Grrrrrrrrrrrowwwwwwwwwwww......

[intheozone]

4. Wow Forrest

that just. . . . . .i don't know. . . . just takes my breath away!!!:silly:

[ForrestGump]

12. Yes, yes....I know....I seem to have that effect on people......

[Circe_Invidiosa]

5. giggling

why forrest have you been body-building again?

[ForrestGump]

14. "It's not my fault that I'm da biggest and da strongest. And I

don't even exercise"

Oops....wrong movie.

Working out? Why, does it show?

[ForrestGump]

17. Reality intrudes!

[stevedeshazer]

7. Here ya go

It's clobberin' time!

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:tvEZuew19dMC:

[DS1]

9. this should clear things up

[ForrestGump]

19. Nice......uh.......

flag. The pants are okay, too.

[smiths_fan_21384]

10. Myself

[Circe_Invidiosa]

13. ok ok forrest you win..but just remember to

watch out for my wickedly green cat eyes

[ForrestGump]

15. Yeah, but in this picture of you your eyes are closed......

[Circe_Invidiosa]

23. if i said id promise you anything

would you believe me?

but i do have green cat eyes or so ive been told

[ForrestGump]

26. Never believe someone who promises everything!

I believe that!

[Circe_Invidiosa]

28. has anyone else noticed

what time it is?

it says its 3:something a.m.

my oh my but im up late...

and you're right never believe anyone who promises you everything...

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

16. Me, but not how he looks now...

although, that is closer to how I look now, come to think of it, oh well, me

[ForrestGump]

20. I just have to ask then: "what are you rebelling against?"

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

29. Close, but that's Brando in The Wild Ones

and I rebel against everything at sometime or another

[SOteric]

18. Oh Forrest.

Those yak undershorts are pretty damned swoon-worthy.

[ForrestGump]

21. You know it, baby (yeah, that was my best Barry White imitation....)

They sure made me swoon. At least 'til I loosened them up a bit.....

[SOteric]

24. Okay, here's my picture.

[ForrestGump]

27. Uh-oh......thousands of male DUers are suddenly very ashamed

No yaks, though?

I must say that I'm very impressed with your vocabulary and mental maturity, young lady. The bad guys don't stand a chance by the time you're old enough to vote.......

Really, you look a lot younger without the sunglasses on!

[SOteric]

30. Hee Hee.

The photo might be a tad out of date.

[5thGenDemocrat]

35. Awww

What a cutie.
John
I bet you're still a doll.

[wtmusic]

51. cute pic!

x

[Catch22Dem]

31. Here I am

This is from my PSA to Rush Limbaugh:

[Phatfish]

32. here I am as a kid......please dont laugh at me

http://198.170.236.33/images/ohdear1.jp

[BurtWorm]

34. You need to add a g at the end of the link

Then people would see your...um...adorable...picture:

[Maddy McCall]

36. This is me when I won the title of Miss Boilt Peenut Queen

This was taken shortly after the contest and the Jones County Boilt Peenut Festerval...



The judges sait they selected me becuz I have a pretty set of tooth and my eyes made them spellbount.

[I AM SPARTACUS]

37. your baby pic...???

[Maddy McCall]

38. How did you get that?

I tolt my mumma to hold those der to her hert, becuz they would be wirth alot of muny one day, seeins as how Ima gonna be rich and famus and star in a movie with Jesco, the Dancin Outlaw.

But now my fambly pictures are in the publik domane, so thar goes my dental caps.

:hi: spart

[I AM SPARTACUS]

39. your teen-age years...

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

40. I wish they were my sunglasses

Oh and I feel another calendar coming on! :evilgrin:

[Maddy McCall]

42. LOL! Well, let's all post really nasty photos and then

maybe the demofish a-holes will go back to freeperland. Eh?

LOL ;-)

[Maddy McCall]

43. No...thats my curzin

She was a "shit in a closet" attendant at the ferstival. She ain't as purty as me, and she smells like urine.

;-)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

44. ROFL!!! Shit in a closet????

[Maddy McCall]

46. Now you've got me ROFLOL!

It wasn't funny to me until I saw that you thought it was funny!

LOL!

[I AM SPARTACUS]

47. Cousin Elvis...gettin' psyched-up for the Festival finale...

[JVS]

48. SICK camel-toe!

:puke:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

50. Wow I thought that only happened to women!

Either that or that nudie suit is choking his nuts big time!

[I AM SPARTACUS]

52. there's even sea-monkey 'toes...

[JVS]

53. Are you posting from

www.cameltoe.org ?

[BurtWorm]

41. Ogle if you must

[Maddy McCall]

45. Whatta FLUKE!

;-)

[BurtWorm]

Look at all those adorable little flukelets.

Or are those intestines?

[BurtWorm]

64. Look at all those adorable little flukelets.

Or are those intestines?

[JVS]

49. Picture

People always tell me I look like Colonel Sanders.

[VOX]

54. After a day of golf and swimming at Yucca Mountain Resort...

Tomorrow -- a stopover at Ray's Radium Ranch!

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

55. here's a new one

I think I'm looking a little more 2-d recently, what do you think?

[JohnKleeb]

56. yeah lemme "find" one of me

Its me last year dressed up as a marine. If you actually believe me you have been duped. Ask me who that is and I'll tell you.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

58. who is that?

he's cute but the gun turns me off just a bit. :P

[JohnKleeb]

59. me no just kidding

that man is Sgt Mike Strank a could be relative of mine and flagraiser of Iwo Jima. He would be old enough to be your grandfather. He died I am gonna visit Arlington Cemetery. He was a pretty cool guy. No I am joking thats me. hehe

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

60. hey that is cool

I do not know anybody in my family who fought in a major battle like that. I think my grandfather fought in ww2 but he was not a fighter, he had some kind of kitchen or electronics job. He died in 1995 of Alzheimer's, so for him it was like he never even went to war.

[JohnKleeb]

61. oh you wanna convince people with me thats me dressed up for halloween

hehe. He would be a cousin I think. My uncle Bill was a Chaplain in the Battle of the Bulge I think he wouldnt mind going to Ireland but he is dead. That guy is a Slovak. RIP Sgt Mike now lets go pretend thats me hehe.

[Best_man23]

57. Ok, Here's Mine

From my younger days.

[Braden]

62. the Great Michael Ontkean

aka Ned Braden.

[StaggerLee]

63. Good morning DU!

[Paul1574]

65. heres me

ok so heres the REAL me.......