George W Bush could molest a puppy on national TV

[Taverner]

...Limbaugh would cream over how presidential he looked while doing it
...Paula Zahn would gush on how manly he looked
...Chris Matthews would go off on his unit
...Kudlow and Cramer would discuss the effects of puppies on the market
...Hannity would practically orgasm that someone was doing something about the puppy problem
...Colmes would say he's fine with it, as long as it isn't his puppy
...Falwell would pray for poor George getting a disease from the puppy
...O'Reilly would find some cook to yell at who favored murdering all cats in retaliation
...The New York Times would talk about our president taking decisive action against puppies
...The Washington Post would bury the story on the back page, putting American Idol on the fron

...And the American public would give Dubya a HIGHER approval rating, and drag a few live puppies behind trucks to show their support for the troops.

That's all - I have no hope in the American Public

[Maat]

1. That was great, Taverner!

And...so true.

[corporatewhore]

2. i think you summed up the state of the nation

[KissMyAsscroft]

3. Sadly, that's about right...

Really hard to be a proud American right now, but I'm trying.

[moof]

4. You left out how almost all the media would claim

how much more worse off the puppy would be had it been found by Kerry instead.

[Spinzonner]

5. And All Puppies would be subjected to body cavity searches

[Ms. Clio]

6. and Toby Keith would write a song about it n/t

[Taverner]

9. How about "I'm a puppy killin' man!"

[southpaw]

11. "I'll put a dick in your dog...

it's the American way!!!"

[Unperson 309]

7. Ancient History, Guys...

This regime has *already* screwed the pooch!

ROYALLY!

309

[guitar man]

8. didn't he already do that?

And don't leave out the most important part. IT ALL GETS BLAMED ON THE CLENIS!!!!!

[name not needed]

10. He did molest a puppy on TV

You just need to watch more Faux News. Cause thats where they showed it.

[Loonman]

12. Wolf Blitzer would say the puppy had it coming

nt