Speak for the cow - caption time!

[Wickerman]

[XNASA]

1. "Moooooooooooooooran"

[demnan]

2. Get your dirty hand off me

you fucking phony! I'll lay a big pile right here for you to step in.

[BringEmOn]

3. "Sorry, Bessie, it's all sock."

[RobertSeattle]

4. Bullshitter meets the ... bullshitter

[billybob537]

5. Soooo

thats what stinks in here!!!

[wysimdnwyg]

6. Hey, did this one get fed any brains?

Not that I'd be too worried about getting any brain disease, of course.

[BringEmOn]

7. "Hmmm....wonder if they'd let me play with that milking machine?"

[rabid_nerd]

8. President Bush has "Triana" like Dream...

President Bush has "Triana" like Dream...
Dell Dude, Boise Gazette

Calling the dream "Triana-like", referencing the dream in which Vice President Al Gore visualized the concept for the NASA Triana Satellite to be placed between the Earth and the Sun for constant pictures of the lit side of the earth to be sent to the web 24/7, President Bush has said his dream will help struggling farmers and national security at the same time.

President Bush (shown above, with prototype) introduced the world to his "Gateway Missle", bred by NASA scientists in missle shape to be fired by a projectile cannon. One million have been ordered by the defense department, with the next generation of bovine weapon - with extra methane - due next year, at a cost of just $250M each.

[GainesT1958]

9. "Wish I still had my horns...

'Cause if I did, I'd HOOK 'IM!" :eyes:

B-)

[cosmicdot]

10. no hat, all cattle

:shrug:

[ElsewheresDaughter]

11. "yikes he's touching me and i smell Madcowboy disease all over him"

i need a bath quick!