I was cleaning out my room and I found this under my bed

[Khephra]

Should I worry?

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

1. It's your own fault

You were the one who invited the freeper in, after all.

[Khephra]

2. Hey! They snuck in!

It must have been my roommate's fault!

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

3. Next time, try painting some goat's blood over your door

It's supposed to keep evil spirits out.

[mike_c]

5. NO, NO, NO....

Goat's blood might repel evil spirits, but any blood attracts freepers like flies. Paint some latte around your door frame. That'll keep the freepers at bay! The photo you posted is clearly a freeper-- evil spirits aren't nearly as snarly looking. Note the crazed quasi-intelligence in its eyes. The fingers cramped from long hours of blogging for victory....

[Deja Q]

4. Mmmmmmm, breakfast! Needs ketchup and sausage...

Or is it catsup? :shrug:

[Bunny]

6. You should get in touch with A-Schwarzenegger.

That looks like Oscar! Maybe he escaped, and landed under Kheph's bed!

[Rowdyboy]

7. Thats what happens when you go out to bars and bring strangers

home. They never look as good the next morning!

[LastKnight]

8. YOU SHAVED OSCAR?

how dare you? all of his nice fluffy fur... gone...

-LK

[Khephra]

9. Well, I guess I'm going to have to go take care of it...whatever IT is....

If I'm not back in 6 hours, send a patrol in after me.

(Going to take a nap. See you all later!)

[Failure]

10. Oh those things are harmless...they eat dust bunnies...nt

[Dudley_DUright]

11. Your first mistake was

cleaning your room. The first law of horror movies: never ever look under the bed.

[flowomo]

12. No, but the band GWAR would like their drummer back ASAP

[LastKnight]

13. looks a bit like Rumsfeld

creeeeeeepy

-LK