I Never Saw a Boot I Couldn't Lick...Or a bot sensor. Or a Computer terminal. Indeed, licking the metaphorical boots of the Computer is the primary survival skill. You know what the Computer wants to hear- that Its citizens are safe and happy, that treeason has been rooted out and destroyed, and that everyone is endlessly grateful to the Computer for Its bountiful generosity and compassionate concern.
Never tell anyone (or anything) something that he/she/it does not want to hear. If this compels you to misstate yourself, and you are caught creatively interpreting the facts, immediately and cheerfully acknowledge your "error" in memory, perception, or judgement, or blame it on some other source- preferably the perennial scapegoat favorite, Commie mutant traitors and saboteurs:
"Gosh, how could I have forgotten about that flybot we lost. It must have slipped my mind in my eagerness to report to you, sir."
"Yes, Friend Computer, it is certainly clear from the explicit photographs that you have shown me that it was indeed I who smashed the terminal with a hammer. Oh, woe is me! I have been made the unwitting dupe of some Commie spy with mutant mind control powers! You must let me go seek this Commie traitor without delay before he corrupts some other loyal citizen."
Always have a few nice speeches prepared in case you are forced to bootlick for your life on short notice. For example:
"Indeed I can see that the circumstantial evidence demands my execution. But, in your extensive experience and abundant wisdom, surely you have discovered that appearances are deceiving, especially when the masters of misrepresentation, Communist traitors, have fabricated a web of falsehood to indict innocent citizens, confounding the process of justice and causing loyal citizens to suffer tragically in spite of their unswerving devotion to The Computer. All I ask is an opportunity to clear my name, and to fight this insidious threat to the security of all citizens and to their benevolent protector, the Computer."
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