Shoedogg
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Sat May-08-04 10:47 PM
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Hey, check it out! I'm SATANIC! |
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Edited on Sat May-08-04 10:48 PM by Shoedogg
It's not everyday you get to be an agent of Satan :evilgrin: :
----- Original Message ----- From: To: Sent: Saturday, May 08, 2004 10:06 PM Subject: Re: e-mail
Dear Patty, I don't appreciate any form of mail from anyone when the f---Word is involved. I also don't like all the sexual induendos and the talk about drugs. Some of the pictures I have recieved have had very satanic overtones. Especially the ones of Michael. (THAT'S ME! I'M ALL SATANIC! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW! ARE YOU JEALOUS?) However, those aren't the only ones. Patty, I love you with all my heart, but I sure do not approve of your lifestyle and the choices you have made. You tell me that you are happier than you have ever been. But, I see a Girl that is hurting, lonley, and lost. Have you and Danny been divorced? Is Michael and his wife divorced? I just don't understand where your values and principles have gone. You have always been so beautiful and precious in my eyes, but I don't know THIS Patty anymore. It makes me sad. I will be praying for you, and I hope to hear from you soon.
Love, Aunt Pat
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This was sent to my fiance by her aunt. She's upset, but I can't seem to stop laughing (maybe it's Satan's influence).
Let this be a lesson to you all. Don't mess with me - I'm apparently in good with Satan. :evilgrin:
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physioex
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Sat May-08-04 10:58 PM
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1. Whatever makes you happy bro.... |
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Personally I always felt that the satanists were just as dorky as the Christians. Because if you believe in Satan you also believe in Christ. But I never impose my beliefs on others unlike your "Aunt Patty".
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Shoedogg
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Sat May-08-04 11:00 PM
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...that's the funny part - I'm NOT actually a Satanist.
Nor am I doing anything 'Satanic' in the pictures.
As a matter of fact, this woman has no idea if I am even religious.
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NightTrain
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Sat May-08-04 11:01 PM
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3. Would you mind asking Satan if he'd like to buy my soul? |
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I'm sick and tired tired of this "poor and lonely" shit, you know what I mean?
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Shoedogg
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Sat May-08-04 11:07 PM
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If I sign up 4 more, I think I get a free (evil) waffle iron.
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Sat May-08-04 11:02 PM
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4. By "satanic" images does she mean "Anti-Shrub"? |
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I just have a feeling about this...
Satanists always have the better albums, anyway, plus they play cards and Twister, so go with it.
:-)
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Shoedogg
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Sat May-08-04 11:06 PM
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Of course. This all started with an Anti-Shrub forward.
:evilgrin: I can't resist.
Satanists play Twister?? Coooooooool.
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Sat May-08-04 11:37 PM
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7. aaaaa can we get copies of the sexy bits ? |
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induendo is always interesting.
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Shoedogg
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Sun May-09-04 02:12 AM
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8. Oh yeah...that's the other funny part... |
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To the best of my knowledge, we have never subjected this woman to anything that could even be vaguely translated into "sexual innuendo."
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Khephra
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Sun May-09-04 09:05 AM
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9. Have you signed on to Cthulhu's team yet? |
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He has a better insurance program than Satan.
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LDS Jock
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Sun May-09-04 10:11 AM
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10. pictures with satanic overtones |
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what was in those pictures?
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Shoedogg
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Sun May-09-04 02:08 PM
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11. Well, there was me... |
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...smiling. (I think maybe that's the problem - not the smiling part, but the ME part).
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LDS Jock
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Sun May-09-04 02:55 PM
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even without the horns and pitchfork :) I don't think I would worry about it too much. Doesn't sound like the kind of person you would want to be around too much anyway.
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