A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend...

[wyldwolf]

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend
will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

[finecraft]

1. Got this email from my best friend today

Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:

1. When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry jerk who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3 When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

4 . When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse could be and tell you to quit whining.

5. When you are confused - I will use little words.

6. When you are sick - Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

7. When you fall - I will point and laugh at you.

This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why?, you may ask. Because you are my friend.

Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of two and one of them isn't speaking to you right now anyway.

Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.

[acmavm]

2. Now this sounds more like the people I know.

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