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Mon May-10-04 06:21 PM
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Feeling clever? Play the "JUST THE CARD I NEEDED" game |
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You know, they have greeting cards for just about every event or occasion these days... but not quite. Herein, DU'ers are asked to suggest greeting cards that could be just the card somebody needed, but couldn't find. I'll start with a few examples, then you help fill the rack.
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Mon May-10-04 06:21 PM
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1. THANK YOU FOR THE DELUXE VIBRATOR |
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Mon May-10-04 06:21 PM
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2. GOOD LUCK AT YOUR COURT MARTIAL |
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Mon May-10-04 08:06 PM
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23. Don't be an @sshole. Vote Democrat in 2004. |
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Edited on Mon May-10-04 08:07 PM by Earth_First
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flowomo
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Mon May-10-04 06:21 PM
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3. TO MY SON ON HIS RESURRECTION |
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Mon May-10-04 06:23 PM
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4. Good luck selling your house |
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*flip open*
You cheap, self-obsessed asshole.
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Mon May-10-04 06:23 PM
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Can you say "You want fries with that?"
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Mon May-10-04 06:24 PM
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6. To my college roommate, |
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Thanks for the answers to that exam.
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Mon May-10-04 06:24 PM
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7. Thanks for helping me steal the presidential election! |
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Mon May-10-04 06:28 PM
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Mon May-10-04 06:25 PM
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8. Congratulations on the purchase of your new house |
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You just got RIPPED OFF sucker!!!
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Yes, many people I know are currently buying/selling houses, and I don't like any of them in the first place.
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Mon May-10-04 06:26 PM
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9. Sounds like you have some home-selling issues, DS1 |
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or home-buying, hard to determine...
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Mon May-10-04 06:31 PM
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13. No, my shitlist is flooded by people who are in the market |
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People get a state job at my school and immediately buy a home so they'll never get fired, and boy do we have some incompetent fucks working for us.
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Mon May-10-04 07:10 PM
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20. They can't be fired if they have a home? |
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That's easy job security. And bizarre. Is that a legal thing? or a compassion thing, that no one wants to fire someone who has a mortgage?
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Mon May-10-04 07:26 PM
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nobody gets fired here, they get shuffled until they create the least (or most, depending on how you look at it) noise.
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Mon May-10-04 06:28 PM
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10. HOPE YOUR STAY IN PURGATORY IS A SHORT ONE |
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Mon May-10-04 06:29 PM
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12. OH MY, SORRY TO HEAR YOU'VE BEEN TORTURED |
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Mon May-10-04 06:39 PM
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14. Sorry you've got halitosis. |
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Mon May-10-04 06:44 PM
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15. Congratulations! You've got a new nipple ring! |
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(flip) I'm pulling for ya!
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Mon May-10-04 06:45 PM
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16. CHEER UP! LOTS OF PEOPLE DON'T MAKE IT TO THE TOP OF MT. EVEREST |
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Mon May-10-04 06:48 PM
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17. Congratulations On Your Penis Enlargement And Sagging Scrotum Lift!! |
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WE CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT!
A speedy recovery to you,
signed, Your friends at work!
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Mon May-10-04 06:49 PM
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18. Welcome To The Neighborhood... Turn Down Your Stereo! |
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And quit curbing your dog on my driveway.
Sincerely, your neighbors.
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Mon May-10-04 06:53 PM
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19. CONGRATULATIONS ON GETTING INTO YOUR SAFETY SCHOOL |
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Mon May-10-04 07:57 PM
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22. GUESS WHAT? YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!!!!!!!! |
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Mon May-10-04 09:40 PM
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24. THANKS FOR WALKING RIGHT BY ME ON THE STREET |
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AND PRETENDING YOU DIDN'T KNOW ME.
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