"Thank you President Bush!"

[chookie]

"Thank you for upholding the rules that keep our military ranks free from sicko faggot perverts!"

FROM "Letter To President From Brave Freedom®-Defender Celebrating the One-Year Anniversary of the Shuttering ofF Iraq's "Rape Rooms"
http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2004/050204.asp

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