What do cars talk about all day?

[Bossy Monkey]

Do the SUVs brag about their clearance? Do hybrids make fun of all the others for their inferior mpg? Do they bitch about gas prices? Lack of shade? (I know I would!) Do they continue to plot their takeover of the world?
I dunno, struck me as a good idea for a Pixar-type short. Whaddayouthink?

[TheMightyFavog]

1. I dunno, maybe brag or bitch about how their owners treat them?

End of Line.

[Dissenting_Prole]

2. How they're going to use all their spare time

in the near future.

http://www.endofsuburbia.com/

[Bossy Monkey]

3. I love the concept, but sense that Americans will give up their cars

when the steering wheel is pried from their... oh forget it.

We made the choices; we're stuck with them. And of course the oil companies will get gas prices back to $1.50 or so by September so it won't affect their golden goose's election chances in November.

[Dissenting_Prole]

6. Yes, and that will be the problem

100 million Americans screaming for their "right" to drive, long after geology has told them that their way of life is history.

http://www.endofsuburbia.com/

[GoddessOfGuinness]

4. Hey baybeeee!

Want a lube job? ;-)

[Bossy Monkey]

5. Somehow I'm envisioning (enlistening?) a Look Who's Talking type scene...

where the driver's cruising the parking lot and the car is thinking, "NO! Don't park me here! Park me over there by that cute little Miata!"
Barking, aren't I?

[Bossy Monkey]

7. One more try; well it's a lot more fun than GD! n/t

[LastKnight]

8. they just sit and complain about thier gas...

i know i would too... i hate it when i get gas... and to think its required for a car to run...

ok not funny, i tried... sorry

-LK