Top Ten Reasons to Donate to Democratic Underground

[Skinner]

10. Elad still needs a new T-shirt.

9. Because our message board has the coolest members of any message board on the entire Internet. :)

8. Two words: Hate Mailbag.

7. Without DU, you'd actually have to spend the day doing your job.

6. Our Latest Breaking News forum has breaking news before it appears on CNN.com.

5. Donate to DU, get a free visit from the Secret Service.

4. Get a cool donor star and access features like: search, avatar uploads, and polls.

3. It feels kinda like punching George W. Bush in the face ... when he's strutting around on an aircraft carrier wearing that ridiculous flight suit ... and smirking ... and saying the word "nukyuler" ... and "evil doer" ... and GOD, DON’T YOU JUST HATE THAT GUY?!

2. Let's face it, you're addicted.

1. This week is our quarterly fund drive!

[matcom]

1. you forgot one Skinner

the Lounge has ALL SEX THREADS ALL THE TIME :P

[ALago1]

2. I like #7

7. Without DU, you'd actually have to spend the day doing your job.

It's funny because it's true. DU has been a safe haven for me during the day at work or at school.

[LynzM]

19. SO true...

I swear, if the network guys ever started watching me, I'd be outta here in 2 days, flat :D

[UrbScotty]

3. Absolutely.

I'm gonna donate soon.

[radwriter0555]

4. "Donate to DU, get a free visit from the Secret Service."

**snarf**

HEY! Let's give MIKE a STAR!

[SOteric]

5. Maybe y'all could offer to let the top donor

have their picture taken with Grovelbot. :7

[Rabrrrrrr]

15. Or a weekend in Tahiti with Grovelbot,

no questions asked, no record of trip ever entered into any database anywhere...

[hunter]

6. Do I have a star yet?

Or is the Secret Service still examining the postal money order I sent on 4-29... (Don't worry, I'm patient.)

Hi Mike :hi:

[Skinner]

10. I'm going to the PO box tomorrow.

Hopefully it'll be in there.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

7. and power tools and plaid shirts aren't cheap!

[NightTrain]

8. I just donated! Does that make me a better person?

And don't say, "Than whom?"

[Skinner]

9. Yes, it makes you a much better person.

:)

[Westegg]

11. What's considered a proper donation? Sorry, but I'm kind of a flake...

[NightTrain]

12. Whatever you can afford.

Hey, every bit helps! Right, Skinner?

[Skinner]

14. That is correct.

Whatever you can spare will help us toward our goal. No donation is too big or too small. :)

[ScreamingMeemie]

13. Tell elad not to be so damned irresponsible this time...

;)

[Rabrrrrrr]

16. Hate Mailbag should be more often

I love it!

I'd like to see a daily, or at least a weekly, version.

[LynneSin]

17. Main reason to contribute: To keep Matcom's buttcrack walking up & down

those lime green steps.

:bounce:

[skip fox]

18. Reason Number Eleven:

Because thou shalt find salvation in CAPTIONS!!!

[MichaelHarris]

20. Hell

I'd buy elad a new WSU T-shirt if he'd just publish my articles
:crazy:

ps I did donate though :)

[KDLarsen]

21. You sure about..

.. Him saying: 3. It feels kinda like punching George W. Bush in the face ... when he's strutting around on an aircraft carrier wearing that ridiculous flight suit ... and smirking ... and saying the word "nukyuler" ... and "evil doer" ... and GOD, DON’T YOU JUST HATE THAT GUY?!

You sure he wasn't saying "Evil DU'er"? :D