rumguy
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Fri May-14-04 12:50 AM
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Sex is about love between a man and a woman, not a man and a sandwich |
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"Jerry: So, she didn't appreciate the erotic qualities of the salted cured meats?
George: She tolerated the strawberries and the chocolate sauce, but eh, it's not a meal, you know? Food and sex, those are my two passions. It's only natural to combine them.
Jerry: Natural? Sex is about love between a man and a woman, not a man and a sandwich.
George: Jerry, I'm not suggesting getting rid of the girl. She's integral.
Jerry: Maybe instead of trying to satisfy two of your needs, how about satisfying one of somebody else's."
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"Jerry: What's going on?
George: I don't know. This sandwich is making me flush.
Jerry: Oh no, I'll tell you what you did Caligula; you combined food and sex in to one disgusting uncontrollable urge."
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Fri May-14-04 12:54 AM
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1. A favorite episode of mine |
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"Pastrami?"
"Yes. I find it to be the most sensual of the salted, cured meats. Hungry?"
"Very."
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Fri May-14-04 01:12 AM
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gettin jiggy with a good PB&J from time to time though
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Fri May-14-04 01:14 AM
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3. Lust is about sex between a man, a woman and a sandwich. n/t |
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Fri May-14-04 01:14 AM
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4. thanks for the laughs guys nt |
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