What is your favorite nickname for George W. Bush?

[MikeG]

If a name is a derivative of the above, please specify further.

[DarkPhenyx]

1. President.

That is his title ya know.

Anything else is too childish to be tolerated.

[denverbill]

12. Too bad. I lived with 8 years of 'Rapist-in-Chief'.

Any names we call Bush are 10 times less insulting than what Clinton put up with for 8 years.

[DarkPhenyx]

29. And still lowers us to their level.

Not something I would recommend. I have never been a big fan of, while in pursuit of the monsters, becoming one of them.

[denverbill]

46. If you're talking terrorism, OK.

I agree with you that we can't run around killing millions of innocent Muslims like the freepers want to do, in the name of stopping terrorism.

If you're talking name-calling, I'm all for it. 8 years of taking the moral high-ground allowed the asshole party to become the majority party in both houses and claim the Presidency. You might think playing nice is still a good plan for Democrats. I say 'it worked for pukies, it'll work for us'.

Shrub is the most worthless excuse for a President since Coolidge and Harding. A fucking do-nothing, coke-sniffing, draft-dodging, business-busting, east-coast trust fund baby with the intellectual curiousity of a bag of pretzels. He's turned a $250 billion surplus into $500+ billion deficit. He's alienated our closest allies and launched a 'pre-emptive' war against an enemy who had no power to attack us and who disliked Islamic extremists almost as much as we did. He's enriching the rich, and indebting the rest.

Meanwhile, Clinton got a fucking blow job.

Who deserves the name-calling more?

[DarkPhenyx]

47. So you want to become them...

...in order to defeat them? That would be completely counter to any form of logic.

[Jim__]

55. Junior

Because that's all he is - poppy's little boy.

[mouse7]

64. Going Down?

Lower away. I got tired of trying to stay above the fray. The enemy is too dumb to notice you are attempting to be diplomatic.

[DarkPhenyx]

65. It isn't for their sake...

...that you keep to the high ground.

[UnAmericanJoe]

22. I kinda agree.

The reason why they gave Clinton all the offensive nicknames is because they are ignorant a-holes. We are not.

Besides, I usually reserve nicknames for those who I like or respect. Bush is neither.

[mouse7]

63. I know you are but what am I? n/t

[DarkPhenyx]

66. Me?

Oh, that's an easy one. I'm an asshole.

[MrScorpio]

2. Double Dumb-Ass

If not, Shrubya

[Earth_First]

3. Commander In Thief

Heil to the Thief!

[StephNW4Clark]

4. Smirk-ass Fuckhead.

yep.

i'm crass and vulgar and bitter.

[billybob537]

5. SHIT FOR BRAINS

[Kahuna]

6. The "Chimperor." Saw that one on DU...

:D

[mandyky]

7. Resident idiot or -

shrub
idiot cowboy
mad cowboy
idiot son

I refered to him as resident until after 9-11.

[mandyky]

37. Kick

No respect for WWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[boobooday]

8. Pretzel-eating AWOL monkey

http://www.wgoeshome.com

[aljones]

9. Vote Bud and Chingy!!

Running joke with some of my friends and I!!

We have been making fun of one of our good friends for putting a Bush/Cheney sticker on his Jeep!!

smile ally

[slutticus]

10. *

[physioex]

11. Shrub, and pResident (got that from bartcop) EOM

[rbnyc]

62. agreed (nt)

[MikeG]

13. Does anyone have the Beavis & Butthead Bush/Cheney picture?

[Earth_First]

15. For your viewing pleasure:

[MikeG]

21. Thank you. Its been downloaded and stored.

[Old and In the Way]

14. Other - "Dimson"

[Liberal Veteran]

16. Chimpy McFucktard

Suits him well.

[terrya]

17. Mine personal favorite is: fuckpig.

Because, well, that's what he is.

[Catch22Dem]

18. * n/t

[Qutzupalotl]

19. The Dictatortot.

[TheWizardOfMudd]

20. The Evil Moron

Also, the cockeyed, slack-jawed, meely mouth (fill in the blank).

[Missy Vixen]

23. Crusader Bunnypants

Another classic: Drinky McDumbass

In a pinch, *.

Julie

[MikeG]

25. LOL. There goes my coffee all over my shirt.

[TheMightyFavog]

24. Minibrain

End of Line.

[MikeG]

26. What is the McCokespoon one?

[Hand]

40. Chimpy McCokespoon...

I usually just use "Chimpy". Short, sweet, and ACCURATE!

[Gothmog]

27. Shrub

I loved it when Molly Ivins coined this term for Bush. Yeah Molly.

[arwalden]

28. A Leaking Burlap Sack Of Decaying Entrails And Liquefied Pig Shit

-- Allen

[mouse7]

67. Tell us how you really feel.

Keeping your real feelings bottled up isn't healthy. Don't be so unreadable.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

30. Mother-blank-er.

[Stuckinthebush]

31. Asshole, SOB, ignoramus, idiot son of a mediocre president

That wasn't on the list.

[frylock]

32. shrub

[baldguy]

33. Inmate #xxxxxxxxx

[bikebloke]

34. The little coward

It used to be the monkey.

[newyawker99]

35. My favorite name for him is Shrub.

:-)

[Astarho]

36. Dumbass or Lord Dumbass

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[UTUSN]

39. Prick-Asshole-Jerk-Dicktater-POS-Dingleberry (& on-&-on) n/t

[Hand]

41. "Idiot Son of an Asshole"...

There's an .wmf at http:/www.bushflash.com with this song. It's great--I sing it under my breath quite often... "He's the... Idiot Son of an Asshole, the Idiot Son of an Asshole..." etc. Brightens my disposition enormously!

:evilgrin:

[solinvictus]

42. Failure in Chief

or El Presidente.

[SammyWinstonJack]

43. Arrogant Pissant

Works for me. :bounce:

[pagerbear]

44. Former President

Regardless of how he actually got that title.

[King_Crimson]

45. Numbnuts...

n/t

[Buns_of_Fire]

48. "Commander Codpiece"

But, Lord, there are just so MANY to choose from!

For the quickie post, "*" serves well.

For the longer post, "The Unelected Oilstained Cokehead Ignorant Warmonger Who Never Succeeded In Anything In His Life Who Is Bankrupting The United States and Who Is At Least Five I.Q. Points Below a Kumquat and Who Is Undoubtedly the Son of Satan Who Is Nothing More Than a Festering, Steaming Pile of Maggot-Infested Monkey Pus Spreading Across the Land" works, too -- but that takes too long to type.

[FreakinDJ]

49. BUSHIT

[scarletlib]

50. POS

"Piece of Sh*t" I try not to use profanity around my grandkids so this is my acronym for him.

[livinginphotographs]

51. It depends how pissed I am at the moment.

General conversation - King George

Really pissed (say, after reading the latest number of casualties from Iraq) - Unelected AWOL Smirking Chimp Bastard.

Or when W and Cheney are together - Smirk and Sneer.

Thank you, I'll be here all week.

[Mrs. Venation]

52. Liar in Chief

or Thief in Chief
or Chief Asshole
or Murderer in Chief

but the best is One-term Wonder!

[thebaghwan]

53. Fuckhead works for me.

n/t

[Snoggera]

54. Pickle

dick

[Pax Argent]

56. C+ Augustus is pretty good

I also refer to him as Bush the Lesser (as opposed to his dad, Bush the Smarter). Chimpy McWarhardon and the War Chimp are also pretty good.

I saw an ad for a mouse pad over on Bartcop that had about 50 or so nicknames for the twit. Some of them were pretty funny, and after two years on this website there were surprisingly some that I had never heard before.

Finally, to those who would try to suggest political correctness in regards to the Chimp in Chief, give me a !@#$# break!!! Lighten up!!! For as angry as his flagrant disregard for any viewpoint other than his own and his stalwart desire to sow disunity, chaos, and Imperial Amerikan expansion in the name of his mighty Xtian god (patent pending) across the globe while seeing the protests of millions for peace and justice as a "focus group" has left many here, a few nicknames is pretty light fare.

And, may I add, the nicknames that we have bestowed upon the Pretzeldunce have been both more creative and amusing than anything the Freeptards have come up with. Our nicknames inform and amuse at the same time. The hallmark of the left is that, as often as not, it educates with humor. We're not just busting balls. We are on a noble quest to educate our fellow man as to the error that was made in 2000 in the hopes that it will not be made again.

[EstimatedProphet]

57. Brainstorm in a teacup

and C+ Augustus

[Spirochete]

58. Ex-president Numbnuts

I can't wait to call him that.

[Vitruvius]

59. Mr. MIHOP

-- in addition to many other nicknames cited above.

[Nimble_Idea]

60. SHRUB

everytime i think of shrub, all i can see is some stuble shrub shaking and rattling in the desert trying to get attention.

You think to yourself....."hmmm, there must be something in that shrub....but there is nothing, the shrub is itself moving!

[NoPasaran]

61. Busholini

or Crawford Caligula for variety

[rumguy]

68. I kind of like boy king and boy monster