When I see a sex thread, I.....

[Dookus]

[DarkPhenyx]

1. Ignore it.

How quick do you think this thread will get locked for questioning authority?

[MrScorpio]

2. Hey, bay bee... You're lookin at the sex thread king

At least that's what the locking mods tell me.

[Atlas Mugged]

3. Why not another lounge?

Just create a sex thread lounge and be done with it.

[Wonk]

10. Why not another entirely different message board.

I bet if you look around a little you can find a few places dedicated to just that on this interweb thingy.

[Atlas Mugged]

20. Good idea

I'll find a nice, liberal leaning group of people who aren't afraid of sex and donate to them, instead. Quite frankly, I ignore most sex threads, but this obsession with locking them is just beyond me; it's Ashcroftian. You've lost a future donor. And don't bother responding - I'm gone. It's time to help revitalize Salon.

[Squeegee]

4. Good thing this isn't a "sex" thread...

... oh wait, it *is*! ;)

[moof]

5. think long and hard

about two things.

1. Why are there special clothes to have sex.

2. Why is it that this clothing topic is not allowed when thong talk
is in every nook, crack & cranny.

[matcom]

6. i likely STARTED IT!!

what the HELL do you WANT me to do?? :shrug:

[Mobius]

16. I know you have a woody in that golf pic

:o

[SarahB]

7. get all squishy

:7

[ForrestGump]

8. ...experience a strange, tingly sensation right in my

nt

eom

[zbdent]

9. I, . . . I, . . . uh, never mind

I'm done.

[ForrestGump]

11. I can suggest a way to help you with that

Think of Ashcroft.

But not for too long, or things start to get.....weird...

[zbdent]

13. Oh, great.

Now I'll never get it up again!

[ForrestGump]

15. At least you're spared the worst outcome, that of seeing Ashcroft's

smilin' face on every desirable woman that you see.

That would be horrible.

I feel bad enough as it is, though, so here's a nice shot of a supermodel to recalibrate your libido:

[zbdent]

17. Sorry, can't type - gouging out eyes with

a rusty spoon . . .

[TOhioLiberal]

12. join in quick!

before it gets locked....like this one likely will be...

[Mobius]

14. You selected: Join in quick before it gets locked

O8)

[Shananigans]

18. count the number of seconds until it is locked...

how annoying.

[moof]

19. Congradulations Dookus or is it condolences ?

sex threads = not OK
poll about sex threads = somewhat OK,

or have the DU poleing people found a hole they can't plug ?

Have the erectile tissues lost touch with their most handy devotees ?

Are they no longer able to grasp the points sticking out right in front of them ?

Well, it is interesting to see this thread become a survivor but it is a bit sad to see that the inability to log on and press home a poll so
in need of the hard and fast repetitive posting that has come to represent the best in thread hijacking.