What's The Ultimate\Your Favorite Oxymoron !!!

[WillyT]

Or should it be Oxymoran, LOL!!!

It seems "Military Intelligence" is in the top ten when trying to teach a person what an oxymoron is, but my new favorite\ultimate oxymoron is:

Self-Righteous

Can a hyphenated word be considered an oxymoron???

:shrug:

[NightTrain]

1. Radio personality, Supreme Court justice, good morning....

n/t

[Dookus]

2. Dodge Ram

[FarmerOak]

3. Compassionate Conservative

[zbird]

5. Beat me by a minute!

[zbird]

4. Compassionate conservative.

Or at least when it is used to describe the shrubster.

[Mobius]

15. I didnt look, you both beat me to it

:cry:

[ikojo]

6. President George W Bush nt

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

7. Microsoft Works (nt)

[WillyT]

19. LOL !!! - Very Good !!!

:bounce:

[gula]

21. Best yet ever

[indigobusiness]

8. Jumbo Shrimp

but, Rush Limbaugh is the ultimate oxymoron.

[JohnLocke]

9. Jumbo Shrimp.

[AlCzervik]

10. Military Intelligence

I borrowed that from George Carlin. Also Jumbo shrimp

[LSdemocrat]

11. In terms of television, "Local News"

[Mobius]

12. compassionate conservative

[No Mandate Here.]

13. President / Bush n/t

[JohnLocke]

14. Conservative Intellectual.

[WillyT]

20. Yep... They Conserve A Lot Of Their Brain !!!

It's with the bats in the belfry.

:evilgrin:

[Mobius]

16. Less Filling / Tastes Great?

:shrug:
dammit mine was taken :cry:

[Mobius]

17. oooooo I got it! " FOX News"

:D

[WillyT]

22. That's A Damned Good One Ya Got There !!!

:bounce::kick::bounce:

[Mobius]

23. thanks

:blush:

[Shananigans]

18. Healthy Relationship...

just kidding. I'm sure they exist, I just can't find any!

[gmoney]

24. Vast Conspiracy? Republican Party?

Comedian Jay Leno?

[WillyT]

25. LOL !!!

;-)