Help with a feral semi-colon, please.

[m-jean03]

It never; stays where I want to put; it! It won't be;have;! It is; out of control; I tell; you!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

1. The Farce is strong in you, little padawan. (nt)

[m-jean03]

8. Many good masters, have I had.

Trained me well, you have. Yet, much to learn, have I still. :pals:

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

2. You need...

A semi-colonoscopy. ;-)

[EstimatedProphet]

3. I think you need a colonostomy.

They help with spastic colons.

[FarmerOak]

4. Semicolons are inherently unreliable.

They lack commitment. Try to develop a relationship with a colon.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

5. I think you need less fiber in your diet

[Richardo]

6. Don;t you find that it also often masquerades as an apostrophe?

Mine always do! It;s enought to drive me crazy! :grr:

[m-jean03]

7. Yep. That's a huge problem.

They just don't know how to stay where they belong. :grr:

[tigereye]

9. that is a funny image

semi-colon pawing and shreiking at us...

[skip fox]

10. Abandon site immediately! The feral semi-colon is the second largest

carrier of rabies on the North American continent. (Right after butterflies.)

[MallRat]

11. I have the solution to all of your problems.

...a wickedly funny look at punctuation, its use and abuse.

-MR

[Donkeyboy75]

12. You brought this on yourself, I'm afraid.

How many times do I have to tell you that if you feed them, they'll always come back?

[m-jean03]

15. But; I don't; feed; them;

They; just; happen;!! :crazy:

[Bossy Monkey]

13. I think! your keyboard! is possessed! by Shatner! n/t

[m-jean03]

14. LOL!

You could..... be right!