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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 01:21 PM
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Anybody have good advice for an (almost) grad?
My neice (who is sooooo cool and liberal and smart and together) is graduating from high school soon. We're trying to compile words of wisdom, either serious or funny. Anyone have some good pearls to contribute? Thanks!
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fryguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 01:23 PM
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1. wear sunblock
lol
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mr_hat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 01:24 PM
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2. Plastiques.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 01:27 PM
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3. The more you learn, the less you know.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 01:35 PM
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7. Oh yeah: No matter where you go, there you are.
Buckaroo Banzai. :-)
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bluedeminredstate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 01:29 PM
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4. Never
eat something from a revolving dessert case.
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Claire Beth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 01:34 PM
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5. yes!! don't ever vote republican. n/t
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demnan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 01:35 PM
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6. Don't get your hair cut
when you're mad at your boyfriend.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 01:37 PM
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8. My favorite advice is from the movie The Jerk.
Lord loves a working man, dont trust whitey.
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Terran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 01:39 PM
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9. "One word:
Plastics."

Ok, just kidding. Who gets the reference?

She should find a career doing what she really enjoys, even if it's less money. I once sacrificed a good job I loved for one making more money, and it was a disaster.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 01:41 PM
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11. The graduate
Plastics are the future!
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Sequoia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 01:40 PM
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10. Don't go into debt with credit cards
and don't get into a heavy relationship at the sacrifice of your education.
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 02:13 AM
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21. excellent advice on both counts
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kodi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 01:41 PM
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12. look out for #1, but dont step in #2...rodney dangerfield
.
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BurnInHellFoxNews Donating Member (44 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 01:44 PM
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13. Experiment away!
Experiment with all of the following:
1. drugs
2. homosexuality
3. eastern religions

Don't experiment with any of the following:
1. Pat Robertson
2. suicide
3. marrying right after high school
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Beaker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 11:15 PM
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17. "experiment" with homosexuality??
I thought that either you're gay, or you're not- there's no "experimenting" with it...
However- if she'd like to dabble in bisexuality- I'd be all for it, especially if pictures are to be made available.
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stinkeefresh Donating Member (563 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 02:11 PM
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14. a morsel of truth among the very funny remarks of Jon Stewart:
speaking to the graduating class at his alma mater:

"So how do you know what is the right path to choose to get the result that you desire? And the honest answer is this. You won’t. And accepting that greatly eases the anxiety of your life experience. "

the whole speech is great:
http://web.wm.edu/news/index.php?id=3650
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voice of reason Donating Member (161 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 02:17 PM
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15. don't stress about your rent deposit . . .
cause you're not getting it back ; }

v.o.r.
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 11:10 PM
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16. Thanks everyone!
I'll pass those along!
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Beaker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 11:17 PM
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18. do NOT enlist in the military or the national guard.
take it easy & as it comes...
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philosophie_en_rose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 11:23 PM
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19. Enjoy it while you can.
Take academics and resume padding activities seriously. However, don't forget to party, to bond with friends, and to make memories that will make you smile when you're slaving away in the working world.
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 11:34 PM
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20. hrmm..
When in doubt, order a cheese sandwich

Don't pick at it.

Don't drink rum & coke: the caffeine keeps you from passing out when you're supposed to.

If you date a drama major, be prepared for drama.

Moisturize.

Be especially nice to people with crappier jobs than yours.

Don't worry about housekeeping - after three years the dust doesn't get any worse (thanks Quentin Crisp)

Any company run by a jerk will be a bad place to work.

There's no way to distinguish between an asshole and somebody who just acts like an asshole: just avoid them all.

Use condoms.

At work, volunteer for the crappiest assignment - your boss will remember it.


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neverborn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 04:30 AM
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24. Rum and Coke ROCKS
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 03:29 AM
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22. go for it
every time
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 03:51 AM
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23. Here's a whole bunch of good advice
Deteriorata!

The following poem was not found in an old Baltimore church:

Go placidly
Amid the noise and waste.
And remember what comfort there may be
In owning a piece thereof.

Avoid quiet and passive persons
Unless you are in need of sleep.

Rotate your tires.

Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself
And heed well their advice,
Even though they be turkeys.

Know what to kiss.....and when!

Consider that two wrongs never make a right
But that THREE.........do.

Wherever possible, put people on hold.

Be comforted that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment
And despite the changing fortunes of time,
There is always a big future in computer maintenance.

Remember the Pueblo.

Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle and mutilate.

Know yourself.
If you need help, call the FBI.

Exercise caution in your daily affairs,
Especially with those persons closest to you.
That lemon on your left, for instance.

Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls
Would scarcely get your feet wet.

Fall not in love therefore;
It will stick to your face.

Gracefully surrender the things of youth:
The birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan
And let not the sands of time
Get in your lunch.

Hire people with hooks.

For a good time call 606-4311;
Ask for "Ken."

Take heart amid the deepening gloom
That your dog is finally getting enough cheese.

And reflect that whatever misfortune may be your lot
It could only be worse in Milwaukee.

Therefore, make peace with your god
Whatever you conceive him to be---
Hairy thunderer, or cosmic muffin.

With all its hopes, dreams, promises and urban renewal
The world continues to deteriorate.

GIVE UP!

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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 04:44 AM
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25. trust me on the sunscreen...
Baz Luhrmann - Everybody Is Free (To Wear Sunscreen)
*Spoken By Lee Perry??*
=====================================================

Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ?9...

Wear Sunscreen

If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it.
The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists whereas
the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience
I will dispense this advice now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not understand
the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded. But trust me, in 20 years
you’ll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can’t grasp now how
much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked.
You’re not as fat as you imagine.

Don’t worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying
is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum.
The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your
worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday.

Do one thing everyday that scares you.

Sing.

Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, don’t put up with people who
are reckless with yours.

Floss

Don’t waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes you’re behind
the race is long, and in the end, it’s only with yourself.

Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you succeed in doing
this, tell me how.

Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements.

Stretch

Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know what you want to do with your life
the most interesting people I know didn’t know at 22 what they wanted to do with
their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year olds know still don’t.

Get plenty of calcium.

Be kind to your knees, you’ll miss them when they’re gone.

Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll have children,
maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll divorce at 40, maybe you’ll dance the funky chicken
on your 75th wedding anniversary.
What ever you do, don’t congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either
your choices are half chance, so are everybody else’s. Enjoy your body,
use it every way you can don’t be afraid of it, or what other people think of it,
it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever own..

Dance…even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.

Read the directions, even if you don’t follow them.

Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.

Get to know your parents, you never know when they’ll be gone for good.

Be nice to your siblings; they are the best link to your past and
the people most likely to stick with you in the future.

Understand that friends come and go,but for the precious few you should hold on.
Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography in lifestyle because the older you get,
the more you need the people you knew when you were young.

Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard;
live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.

Travel.

Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will philander,
you too will get old, and when you do you’ll fantasize that when you were
young prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their
elders.

Respect your elders.

Don’t expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund,
maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one might run out.

Don’t mess too much with your hair, or by the time it’s 40, it will look 85.

Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it.
Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past
from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling
it for more than it’s worth.

But trust me on the sunscreen...


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Quindon Tarver
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