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Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 06:13 PM
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I'm a redneck.
Seriously, I spent too much time in the sun today. Red. Neck.
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DebJ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 06:17 PM
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1. I guess that makes me a white neck? You know you are a whiteneck if..
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 06:19 PM
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2. You step OUT of the shower to pee?
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JustFiveMoreMinutes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 06:26 PM
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3. ... you believe 'working in the yard' is for illegal immigrants?
Edited on Tue May-18-04 06:51 PM by JustFiveMoreMinutes
n/t
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mosin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 06:32 PM
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4. What if I have a black neck?
Or at least a medium-chocolate-colored neck?
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Don_G Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 06:41 PM
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5. I Had One A Week Or So Ago
Hickeys :-)
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 07:41 PM
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6. Great, now I got lumberjacks on the brain
Damn that Monty Python.

But the rhythm is off.

"I'm a redneck and I'm okay . . ." just doesn't have the right rhythm.
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InkAddict Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 07:42 PM
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7. Listen to Mama--
Wear sunscreen and go for that tan slowly - you want the big C???? Don't do as I do (they didn't know any better then, slathering the old bod w/Crisco Oil, then shake & bake), do as I say - Wear sunscreen, just like the song says - Trust me!
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