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LincolnMcGrath Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-03 03:54 PM
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My cat likes to assault stocking caps,scarves, mittens
Sexually Assault that is!!!


He ain`t right I tell ya. Dreading the day when one of the boys should bear witness to his late night love affairs.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-03 04:15 PM
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1. he probably gets it
from watching you. :7
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grasswire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-03 04:35 PM
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2. is he neutered?
Or not?
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LincolnMcGrath Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-03 11:20 PM
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4. Yes, Cut
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geniph Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-03 05:03 PM
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3. One of my boycats (both neutered)
is having a passionate affair with a throw pillow. What's ironic is that I adopted this cat after he didn't work out as a stud (he's a pedigreed Maine Coon) - he was gay. He was terribly afraid of the breeding females and horrified by the whole process, so the breeder had him neutered and let us adopt him (at great financial loss to herself, but it was the most humane thing to do). I told her about the chenille throw pillows and said, obviously the females were just too animate for his taste!
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LincolnMcGrath Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-03 11:21 PM
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5. Could my cat be
gay?
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Cocoa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-03 11:27 PM
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6. sounds like he likes wool
Are you sure he's a cat, not a sheep? :-)
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LincolnMcGrath Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-03 11:28 PM
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7. Well, He doesn`t seem to be scared
around freepers, like most sheep are.
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