LincolnMcGrath
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Wed Aug-20-03 03:54 PM
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My cat likes to assault stocking caps,scarves, mittens |
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Sexually Assault that is!!!
He ain`t right I tell ya. Dreading the day when one of the boys should bear witness to his late night love affairs.
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Wed Aug-20-03 04:15 PM
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Wed Aug-20-03 04:35 PM
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Wed Aug-20-03 05:03 PM
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3. One of my boycats (both neutered) |
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is having a passionate affair with a throw pillow. What's ironic is that I adopted this cat after he didn't work out as a stud (he's a pedigreed Maine Coon) - he was gay. He was terribly afraid of the breeding females and horrified by the whole process, so the breeder had him neutered and let us adopt him (at great financial loss to herself, but it was the most humane thing to do). I told her about the chenille throw pillows and said, obviously the females were just too animate for his taste!
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Wed Aug-20-03 11:21 PM
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Wed Aug-20-03 11:27 PM
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6. sounds like he likes wool |
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Are you sure he's a cat, not a sheep? :-)
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Wed Aug-20-03 11:28 PM
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7. Well, He doesn`t seem to be scared |
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around freepers, like most sheep are.
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