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Thu May-20-04 12:42 PM
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Favorite simpson's episode EVER.... |
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a friend of mine just presented me with a dvd of MY ten best simpson's episodes including: -Selma marries troy McClure -Selma marries side show bob (No krusty I'm not over joyed to see you,.. the last time we saw each other you poured liquid nitrogen down my buttocks and broke them with a hammer) - The Vanhouten's split up - lisa's babysitting episode (Todd's moth incident) - Cult episode - Homer gets a gun - abraham simpson and marge's mom date - Burns adopts bart -Homer and Flanders get married in Los Vegas AND MY FAVORITE: BART SELLS HIS SOUL TO MILHOUSE.
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Thu May-20-04 12:48 PM
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1. "And now please rise for the hymn 'In The Garden of Eden,' |
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Thu May-20-04 12:58 PM
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6. wait a minute, this sounds suspiciously like |
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Thu May-20-04 01:17 PM
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19. Homer to Marge: "Remember when we used to make out to this hymn?" |
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Thu May-20-04 12:49 PM
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... electroshock therapy for the family.
... homer being tethered to the ballon, naked, and being dragged across the Crystal Cathedral roof.
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Thu May-20-04 12:50 PM
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3. Lisa takes the bus to the museum |
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When Homer gets his head stuck in the drawbridge.
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Thu May-20-04 12:54 PM
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"Up yours, children!"
"...this is Armin's copy of Swank..."
But there are ton's of great episodes.
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Thu May-20-04 12:58 PM
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5. Homer gets fat so he can work at home |
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Thu May-20-04 01:02 PM
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8. "Hey, I hear that guy's ass has its own Congressman." |
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Thu May-20-04 12:59 PM
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Hank Scorpio Globex Corp and The X files episode
But in reality, I like them all as a package.
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Thu May-20-04 01:02 PM
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9. When Homer becomes an astronaut. |
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That one is funny as hell.
"Wait a minute.. Statue of Liberty... that was earth!"
"I, for one, welcome our ant overlords..."
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Thu May-20-04 01:16 PM
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18. Is that the one with James Taylor's cameo? |
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"Sweet dreams and flying machines, in pieces on the ground. (Oop...) Sweet dreams and flying machines, flying safely through the air."
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Thu May-20-04 01:31 PM
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26. "Listen Aldren, I'm not as laid back as people think" |
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"I'm going to play and you're going to float there and like it!" :D
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Thu May-20-04 01:31 PM
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Though syndication has ruined that episode. The clip out some of the funniest parts, like when Buzz Aldrin is introduced as the "second man to walk on the moon." Nobody says anything, so Buzz pipes in, "Second comes right after first!" Won't see that scene in syndication.
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Thu May-20-04 01:55 PM
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35. "Son, how would you like to get higher than you have ver been before..." |
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Thu May-20-04 01:06 PM
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10. Homer vs. George Bush. |
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"If he thinks George Bush will stay out of the sewer, he doesn't know George Bush."
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Thu May-20-04 01:06 PM
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11. "Maggie and the Pacifiers" at least that's what my kid called it |
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Marge joins an ensemble theatre group*and Maggie goes to a very strict day care center where pacifiers are forbidden and confiscated. Through amazing and perilous acrobatics, Miss Maggie journeys through heating ducts. She retreives the pacifiers and returns them to their rightful owners.
*(not shrub)-I think that's why Maggie go put into day care, but I may be mixing episodes. . .it's been a while but this was my son's favorite when he was in pre-school. . .he never had a pacifier though.
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Thu May-20-04 01:14 PM
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15. Apu's wedding is hysterical |
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and the one where Homer eats the magic chili and goes into a trance and is attended by Coyote, aka Johnny Cash. That is priceless! Come to think of it, there are a few more that rate as well, like Homer being hired by the Bill Gates -type character. (or was it meant to be Steve Jobs or the head of Oracle?)
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Thu May-20-04 01:11 PM
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In which Selma decides she wants a baby. Car trip, funeral, will, Barney at the sperm bank, Duff Gardens, on and on. How they fit so much story into 22 minutes is beyond me.
"Why didn't she just give me the bowel obstruction that killed her?" "I checked. It's not Horshak." "Artificial insemination? You'd have to be pretty desperate to 'do it' with a robot!"
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Thu May-20-04 01:54 PM
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34. Hell yeah...Duff Gardens! |
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"Here, give hers these, then these, then all of these" a man in a white coat tells Selma handong her pills to relieve Lisa's "trip"
Selma: "Oh thank you Doctor"
MiWC: "Oh I'm not a doctor"
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Thu May-20-04 01:13 PM
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Edited on Thu May-20-04 01:20 PM by Lizz612
"Who robs kingfish of their sight? Who rigs every Oscar night? We do, we do!"
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Thu May-20-04 01:15 PM
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17. "Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?" |
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Thu May-20-04 01:13 PM
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14. Homer Eats Guatemalan Insanity Peppers |
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...at the Springfield Chili Cook-off.
He is promply visited by a coyote w/ Johnny Cash's voice...
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Thu May-20-04 01:18 PM
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Sincerely, Nitpickey Simpsons fan.
"Yarghhh.. The hot pants" :)
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Thu May-20-04 01:36 PM
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28. "Spoon...I heard he carved it himself...out of a bigger spoon..." |
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"One, Two, Three....3 ALARMS...YOU CALL THIS 5-ALARM CHILI?!?!?!?"
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Thu May-20-04 01:15 PM
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cLassic, cLassic stuff in that episode. you can see the conan o'brien in it.
homer: "boy, i don't want to aLarm you, but their may be a or severaL BOGEYMEN IN THE HOUSE"
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Thu May-20-04 01:17 PM
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20. The Rock Camp episode |
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The b-sharp episode. When the German company bought the nuke plant ("I'm drunk now") Homor gets a gun ("But I'm mad now!")
There are so many good ones. And I don't care what anyone says...I think they still produce some pretty good ones and no...I don't long for the "good ol' days" of the first season. I still laugh thru them.
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Thu May-20-04 01:20 PM
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22. Lisa's "outing" of Jebediah Springfield as a fraud... |
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...Mayor "Diamond Joe" Quimby has sharpshooters on the roof and orders them to "take her out"...
At the last minute she reconsiders and embraces the "he was a hero" ethic of the town. The sharpshooters pause.
As she walks away from the microphone you see a bullet hit the boards of the podium, so they were going to "take her out" ANYWAY.
One of the most devious political moments of the entire run. It is literally a "blink and you miss it" moment.
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Thu May-20-04 01:22 PM
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23. Lisa becomes a vegetarian .... |
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Great lines, a hilrious Troy McClure film on meat and Paul McCartney.
It deosn't get any better.
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Thu May-20-04 01:26 PM
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25. "Now lets take a tour of the killing floor" |
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"Don't worry Billy, it's not really a floor. It's more like a steel grate that lets the waste sluice through so it can be collected and exported."
"Just ask this scientician" "Uhh.."
That's a great episode..
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Thu May-20-04 01:22 PM
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"Homer the Heretic" The one when Marge gets seduced by the bowler The one where Homer gets the crayon removed from his nose and briefly becomes intelligent The one where Homer gets vocabulary tapes instead of weight-loss tapes The one where Lisa gets a crush on her teacher, voiced by Dustin Hoffman "Grimey" Sideshow Bob and his brother Actually, any one with Sideshow Bob
There are so many good ones.
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Thu May-20-04 01:43 PM
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31. The Treehouse of Horror VII |
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...where Kang and Kodos become Clinton and Dole.
Kang (as Dole): The politics of failure have failed! We need to make them work again! Tomorrow, when you are sealed in the voting cubicle, vote for me, Senator Ka... err.. Bob Dole!
Kodos (as Clinton): I am looking forward to an orderly election tomorrow, which will eliminate the need for a violent blood bath.
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Thu May-20-04 01:39 PM
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29. Burns and the Loch Ness Monster |
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When Burns goes on that Howard Stern-esque radio show, the Simpsons never made me laugh harder.
"So Burns, I hear you're quite a flatulent guy."
best Simpsons line ever.
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Thu May-20-04 01:42 PM
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-Homer gains weight to work from home. -Moe dates the new waitress at his bar who has the voice of Hank Azaria's then-wife Helen Hunt in a Cheers send-up. It was hilarious! The writers love monkeys; Homer goes to the drive-in to waste time before he has to steal Moe's car for the insurance money and he watches "Hail to the Chimp." -Marge goes into the pretzel making business. -Moe saves Maggie and becomes her friend; he gets slapped by Tickle Me Elmo. -Bart sells his soul to Milhouse and Moe turns the bar into a family restaurant. "Daddy this place smells like tinkle." -The cult episode. -The X-Files episode. -Homer and Bart go into the grease-selling business.
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Thu May-20-04 01:46 PM
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32. Homer and Ned Flanders go to Vegas. |
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Thu May-20-04 01:49 PM
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33. Duffless....where Homer gets a DUI |
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Barney lines galore and this memorable exchange from Homer is an AA meeting run by Rev. Lovejoy:
Rev:"Don't be afraid to disucss your problem here Homer, there will be no judgement"
Homer:" The other day I was so desperate for a beer I ate the dirt under the stadium bleachers"
Rev: "I cast thee out!"
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Thu May-20-04 02:01 PM
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36. Mojo the helper monkey! |
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Thu May-20-04 02:07 PM
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Homer is afraid Bart is gay and takes him to a steel mill. All the workers are hunky gay men.
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