They fixed the Coke machine

[texas1928]

WHOOO HOOOOO

Oh if any one is wondering why I put this, see this post.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=1166081&mesg_id=1166081

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

1. Oh great.

Now I crave the thing too. You just earned the multinational behemoth another few cents. Happy now?

[texas1928]

2. Yep

Happy as a clam.

[Loonman]

3. No, I drink tap water and eat cold oatmeal

/sarcasm

[texas1928]

8. Live a little

At least get a sprite.

[felonious thunk]

4. Crap

It won't take my dollar, does anyone have a dollar to trade me?

Anyone? This is the only dollar I have, and I'm not sticking a 20 in there.

[trof]

5. Iron it.

Heavy starch.

[felonious thunk]

6. Well, but it's got a rip in it, I think that's the problem

I mean...do you have quarters?

[texas1928]

7. Hey I just put one in that had tape all over it.

[trof]

9. On dollar vending machines:

Having spent a lot of time smoothing and carefully trying to feed a buck into a U.S. vending machine...has to go in just ONE way...Washington's face UP...facing TOWARD the slot...etc. I was blown away by my first experience in Japan.

Wrinkled, smushed, upside down, backwards and forwards, IT DON'T MATTER!
IT TAKES IT!
100 yen note, 1000 yen note, 5000 yen note, IT TAKES IT AND GIVES CORRECT CHANGE.
Clever people, those Japanese.

[texas1928]

10. What you think Coke machines are millionaires.

A twenty would break it.