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Fri May-21-04 02:26 PM
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I'm Dick Cheney. Ask me anything. |
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I do not accept questions relating to my location.
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Fri May-21-04 02:27 PM
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1. Does your hand smell like chimp poop? |
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Fri May-21-04 02:28 PM
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Fri May-21-04 02:38 PM
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Fri May-21-04 02:29 PM
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3. How do you justify proposing tax increases, |
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then blaming Senator Kerry for supporting your suggestion?
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Fri May-21-04 02:57 PM
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13. Please fill me in on this one |
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I could use this sort of ammo against the Repukes I work with. This is really true?
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Fri May-21-04 10:43 PM
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22. Just shut up and pay for this liberating war! |
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Don't have money? Then MAKE SOME, Dangit!
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Fri May-21-04 02:30 PM
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4. When it's cold out, do you like to snuggle up with your binky? |
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Sat May-22-04 04:56 PM
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25. What do you mean by "Binky?" |
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Fri May-21-04 02:31 PM
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Sat May-22-04 04:57 PM
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26. If I had a heart, I'd be a Democrat. |
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Fri May-21-04 02:37 PM
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6. is your evil & corrupt nature genetic or a choice? |
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Sat May-22-04 04:58 PM
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27. Your question has been forwarded to my boss. |
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Fri May-21-04 02:40 PM
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8. When you "talk out of the side of your mouth" |
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why do you talk out of the side of your mouth?
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Fri May-21-04 03:36 PM
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20. YOU STOLE MY QUESTION DEMNAN |
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my format:
why do you talk out of the side of your mouth, you creepy, smarmy f*** ????
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Sat May-22-04 04:59 PM
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28. Your question has been forwarded to my boss. |
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Fri May-21-04 02:41 PM
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9. Are you aware that you are an ugly, heartless pit of a man |
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with no morals, no scruples, and money where your soul should be?
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Sat May-22-04 05:00 PM
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29. Your question has been forwarded to my boss. |
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Fri May-21-04 02:42 PM
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10. What is the world record for the 10,000 meters? |
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Sat May-22-04 05:00 PM
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31. Four Years, by me in 2000 |
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Fri May-21-04 02:43 PM
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11. So, Dick. Why don't they call you Richard? |
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Sat May-22-04 05:01 PM
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32. Because I'm not Richard Clarke. |
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Sat May-22-04 05:02 PM
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35. They don't call him by his name, they call him "dick", like "hey, idiot" |
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Fri May-21-04 02:54 PM
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12. How do you sleep at night? |
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Fri May-21-04 03:22 PM
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16. They're all doped up on Ambien, I hear. |
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Sat May-22-04 05:02 PM
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33. With my foot in my mouth. |
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Fri May-21-04 03:06 PM
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14. How did you become such an evil bastard? |
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Is it a natural talent or did you have to work at it?
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Sat May-22-04 05:02 PM
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34. Your question has been forwarded to my boss. |
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Fri May-21-04 03:12 PM
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15. Do the puppet strings cut into your fingers??? |
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Or does the pain feel good?
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Sat May-22-04 05:03 PM
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36. Your question has been forwarded to St. Ronald Reagan. |
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Fri May-21-04 03:25 PM
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17. Could you please have another heart episode? |
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Sat May-22-04 05:04 PM
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37. Sure. Which episode number shall I give it? |
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Fri May-21-04 03:32 PM
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18. I need a little light in this room. Can I borrow your pacemaker's power |
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supply to light my flashlight? I'm out of batteries, and let's face it, if you needed a heart, you'd have one.
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Sat May-22-04 05:05 PM
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38. If I had a heart, maybe. But I'm not a Democrat, so I don't have heart. |
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Fri May-21-04 03:34 PM
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19. What did the doctors do to your heart? REMOVE IT? |
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Fri May-21-04 10:38 PM
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21. If I had heart, I'd be a Democrat. |
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Fri May-21-04 10:44 PM
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23. How many war crimes and acts of terrorism have you committed? |
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Can you even count them by now?
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Sat May-22-04 05:05 PM
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39. Your question has been forwarded to my boss. |
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Sat May-22-04 01:08 AM
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24. You don't mind if I microwave this, do you? |
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Sat May-22-04 05:06 PM
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Sat May-22-04 05:58 PM
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42. Burrito....soup....peeps...anything that would interfere with... |
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Sat May-22-04 09:02 PM
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44. Nuke it all. Nuke Syria and Iran, while you're at it. |
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Sat May-22-04 05:00 PM
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30. Global warming...hey, dumbass. Why don't you do something about it? |
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Sat May-22-04 05:07 PM
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41. That's just the hot air I'm blowing. |
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Sat May-22-04 06:15 PM
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43. I can't hear very well out of my left ear. This is very sudden. Any ideas? |
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(no, really. I figured Dick's seen enough doctors to pick something up)
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Sat May-22-04 09:05 PM
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45. Cover your ears when you shoot the darn gun, Mr. Heston. |
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