"So, Dick. Why don't they call you Richard?" of all CAPTIONS!!!!

[skip fox]

"So I was meeting with some average gas consumers in Iowa and they asked me to 'have a little heart.' Ha! Had it removed two administrations ago!"

[AlCzervik]

1. So

I said the Chalabi, "Look pissant you served your purpose but then you went started double dealing, whaddaya think.... you're me?

[skip fox]

2. Daylight bards of captions now depart

Leaving treasures of their chosen art
Strewn cross the path of those who follow
That they might caption, thus, until sweet marrow.

:kick:

[Lefty48197]

3. Mammy Mammy - How I love ya, how I love ya

.

[myomy]

4. So, whatÕs wrong with Prick?

.

[VOX]

5. "My pacemaker's picking up Air America."

"Gotta get the batteries checked."

[cosmicdot]

6. Who needs Social Security? I sure hell don't. You sure hell don't ...

and, I don't care if C, D and E... are looking for Y,O,U. I'm not giving up any of this M,O,N,E,Y! uh-oh, I think this is the big one Elizabeth ...

[cosmicdot]

7. Crash: what I don't get is why no one asks why it is necessary for me

to stay in hiding all the time? people will buy anything we sell or tell them ... does it make sense to you? no, of course not ... it makes no sense at all, yet I get away with it ... just like everything else ... free pass ... talk about an obedient Media ... what a bunch of losers ... you wouldn't believe the stuff I've done ... what else is a Vice President going to do? Even my wife works ... well, she draws a paycheck ... at the Heritage Foundation ... what else is she going to do? do Garden Clubs? yeah, right ...

[rustydog]

8. "Well, you see, If I actually gave a shit about people...

I wouldn't have been able to get multi-billion dollar contracts to my company halliburton, over the dead bodies of young American Soldiers.
I didn't want to join the military when America called upon me, but I still believe I have the right as President to use these servants as I see fit.

So, does that clear up the issue of how I can be such an uncaring prick?"