Who are your favorite Jack Chick characters?

[jmowreader]

I know I've been a bad boy by bringing Jack Chick into the discussion, but since he's so much fun to rip to shreds, let's keep going.

Of all the characters in Jack's oeuvre, please list your favorite Character Who Is In The Book Of Life, your favorite Demon and your favorite Character Who Gets Thrown In The Lake Of Fire.

My choices:

Book of Life: That has to be The Bull...

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0036/0036_01.asp

The Bull is the most dangerous prisoner in the state's legal system. He gets thrown in The Hole, where naturally there is a Chick Tract on the floor. He reads it, finds Jesus, and threatens to beat the shit out of the chaplain because he didn't tell The Bull he was going to hell. Then he turns Blakefield Prison into a total fundy paradise.

Demon: Gotta be Lew Siffer.

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0034/0034_01.asp

Lew Siffer takes over a Christian Rock band. You know Jack hates anything to do with Rock Music.

Lake of Fire: Reverend Davidson

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0041/0041_01.asp

Reverend Davidson was doing the Lord's Work for fifty years, but because he relied on Good Works and not Passing Out Chick Tracts to get him into heaven, he and his wife are getting stuck in the ass with pitchforks now.

[ronnykmarshall]

1. Hard to say

they all induce :puke: to me.

[Trajan]

2. My favorite is my first ....

Holy Joe ....

That poor soldier: .... SO abused by all those heathens and heretics ... JUST like real life, eh ? .....







It seems that Jack Chick doesnt adore our soldiers: he makes the bulk of them look like satans and devils and mean ole heretics ....

He hates America ...

[jmowreader]

4. Yeah, ol' Holy Joe really got his

Among the Truly Based in Reality parts of that tract is when Ol' Sarge sends Holy Joe on a suicide mission just so he'll get his ass shot off...then Finds the Lord just as the Nazis are about ready to blow Ol' Sarge's shit away.

Obviously you don't have to be religious for very long to get into the Book of Life--Ol' Sarge was religious for about fifteen seconds and he got into Heaven even though he had Holy Joe blown away just for the fuck of it.

[blackcat77]

3. The Drunk Dad in "Somebody Loves Me"

Dad forces kid to go out and panhandle to pay for his drinking habit. Kid doesn't get enough so dad beats him and throws him out into the storm.

Kid gets sick and soon is dying in a cardboard box in an alley. But fortunately, a little girl shows up to give the kid a religious tract before he dies so an angel carries him off to heaven...

Amazing stuff...

I also like those demons that keep riding the elevator down when they can't steal enough souls for the devil.