Pictures of Some Of The Hotties Kerry Dated Back In The Swingin' 80's

[DrFunkenstein]

Apparently, Kerry put the "Grrr" back in swinger...Yeah, baby!







Disclaimer - This post is in no way intended to be sexist or frivolous. The sole purpose of this post is to develop a chaste discourse of aesthetics and politics in contemporary society. Any likeness between Kerry and Shaft is purely coincidental.

[AP]

1. Kerry dated Richard Roundtree? Shut your mouth!

[Tripper11]

2. Is the first one...

Michelle Phillips???

[camero]

3. I can see the family resemblance

I have to say he did good. You could drown in Catherine Oxenberg's eyes.

[Elidor]

6. You could???

I'd probably never make it to the eyes unless I had a machete to get through all that hair.

[senseandsensibility]

4. Ive heard

that he dated Morgan Fairchild

[CrownPrinceBandar]

5. Morgan Fairchild was my girlfriend back in the 80's

I mean my.......wife! Yeah, that's the ticket!

[Ellen Forradalom]

7. Like the bumper sticker says..

Democrats are sexy. Whoever heard of a great piece of elephant?

[oustemnow]

9. How about, "John Kerry: He Puts the 'Ass' in 'Massachusetts'"?

As the great Mojo Nixon once said, we need a sex machine in the White House.

[NightTrain]

8. Good for John Kerry!

What the hell, Kerry was single back then. It was his right to date whomever he wanted!

[Kahuna]

10. Shaft??? You knucklehead.

:D