How about a backhanded CAPTION?

[underpants]

[jedicord]

1. To the Moon!

Stick your tongue out at me one more time woman and I'll, I'll ...

That's a Texas cowboy reaction fer sure!

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

14. Oh, oh... looks like he did it...

[Captain Absolut]

2. Hey Laura

How's my "Hitler" salute?

or

You better not step outta line BITCH!

[MUAD_DIB]

3. "Laura! I can pose just like my action figure doll....

...and I don't even need a sock!"

[Chuckup]

4. I don't know Laura, I was never in Vietnam, can't you get off that subject

[Rick Myers]

5. "I know kung fu..."

"No, you don't!"

[fob]

6. Hey Pickles, remember when I was talkin' 'bout them boys killin'

in eye-rack, well Lil' Dubya was like "boinnngggg"!

[cosmicdot]

7. W: OK, let's try the duo profile salute one more time ...

I begin like this ...

... that's your signal to pull up beside me ... and, then we go full salute ...

... ready ... 1 ... 2 ... 2 and 1/2 ... 3 ... do it ...

[cosmicdot]

8. Pickles: I have to admit, it's different ... what is it?

W: something I picked up from some movie I watched on TV ... thought it looked pretzeldentrial and stuff ...

[DS1]

9. Taking a cue from Robin Williams

Dubya does his "ratings-meter"

[skip fox]

10. W. is "thinking": "Damn! Used to be when the cameras were around

everybody treated me nice. No slapping, no 'numbnuts,' no making me ask permission to go to the bathroom, or raise my hand to speak at my own cabinet meetings. Everybody acted like they respected me, so I could kinda close my eyes and pretend . . . just what it should really be like, respected and loved, . . . at least when there were cameras were around. But now I can feel them mocking me behind my back, and hear the snickers and the 'numbnuts' under their breath even when reporters are around. Geez. I wish they knew how bad it's making me feel. It's really getting me down."

[BurtWorm]

11. Laura , seeing a camera aimed at her out of her peripheral vision, thinks

"Oh my God! I'm not just thinking I'm sticking my tongue out at Dumbellya. I really am sticking my tongue out at Dumbellya!

[GregW]

12. Ewww!!! What's with the huge camel-toe on Pickles?

:puke:

[Skittles]

16. IT'S ROBOT TOE, GREG

YES INDEED.

[myomy]

13. I have to bite my tongue to keep from laughing at him.

.

[Pert_UK]

15. Laura, have you got my sock down your underwear again?

It just looks a little...errrr......lumpy down there.

Doesn't it?

Tell me it's not me!

P.

[Astarho]

17. Hiiiii-ya!

Take that Laura, for makin' me work! I'm the President!

[DS1]

18. Now THAT is some forward-leaning Cameltoe!

HOLY SHIT!

[cosmicdot]

19. deleted by poster

realizing a dupe