Worst Possible Thread Names

[sus]

for example:


Pics of my dog's poo....do you think it looks healthy?

10,000 Reasons to Get Doo Poo Out of the City

I Hold Clinton Personally Responsible for Dog Poo

Ask A Real Live Necrophile!

[Dookus]

"I just shot up a schoolyard - ask me anything"

[trof]

1. I'm leaving DU.

Drama queens/kings

[GOPisEvil]

2. I just amputated a limb - ask me anything

[sus]

3. Should I Move To Iraq?

[CO Liberal]

4. Should I Have a Doctor Look At This?

:-)

[matcom]

5. Do You Want To See A Pic Of My Prince Albert?

[Commendatori]

6. What's your most infected body part?

[Dookus]

7. "Does this look infected?"

[sus]

8. Waffles and Other Emergency Tampon Substitutes

[CO Liberal]

9. I'm In Love With a Freeper - Ask Me Anything!

:-)

[Beaverhausen]

10. Does this smell bad?

[CO Liberal]

11. I Just Had a Lobotomy - Don't Ask Me Anything

:-)

[LynneSin]

12. CONFESS!!!!!! STDs you have had

:eyes:

[CO Liberal]

26. CONFESS!! People You Got STDs From

:-)

[sus]

13. Things I Have Put Up My Butt

[CO Liberal]

Post Your Pics Of Things You Have Put Up Your Butt

:-)

[geniph]

143. the obvious corollary - Things That Have Come OUT of My Butt

um...eww?

[GOPisEvil]

14. Check out my latest projectile vomit!

[Richardo]

15. Tim Russert Throws Like a Girl!

:evilgrin:

[CO Liberal]

16. Post Your Pics of Underwear Skid Marks

:-)

[sus]

17. Underwear That Pays Absolutely No Attention to Your Needs

[Commendatori]

18. What color is your pus?

[CrownPrinceBandar]

53. Or.... (not for the faint of stomach)

Pus: Bodily discharge or dessert topping?

See! I told you not to look!

[matcom]

19. Condi Is A BITCH

:spank: Matcom :spank:

[ScreamingMeemie]

150. I am telling.

:evilgrin:

[Commendatori]

20. What's the farthest you've ever fired a popped zit?

[sus]

21. Over or Under: What's the RIGHT Way to Hang the Toilet Paper?

[GOPisEvil]

34. That HAS been an actual thread around here!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

57. Will a sub-thread do?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=1133001#1133025

[MercutioATC]

72. Under, of course...

[Beware the Beast Man]

22. I'm new to DU- What's with these fem-Nazi's and Enviro-wackos???

Tongue in cheek humor. Please dont flame me.

[Richardo]

23. Ann Coulter is HOT!

[Richardo]

27. Exactly what does "burning discharge" feel like?

[GOPisEvil]

67. Is this an STD, or just another infection?

[LynneSin]

24. Help!!! There's a raging pit bull in my living room, what should I do???

:shrug:

[sus]

25. Funny Things I Thought of While Sitting on the Can

[LynneSin]

28. HEY!!! I do my best thinking there

:mad:

[CrownPrinceBandar]

29. I haven't pooped in a month..........

keeping with the poop trend here.

[CO Liberal]

30. Who Thinks Condi Rice is HOT?????

:-)

[LynneSin]

31. CONFESS!!!!! You're voting for George Bush aren't you???

:mad:

[sus]

32. The Thread that is Not Actually About Tits,

But Nonetheless Manages to Mention Them at Every Possible Opportunity

[Beaverhausen]

33. I just did Ann Coulter- ask me anything!!!

[EarlG]

35. DU proctologists: I have a problem (warning: graphic pictures)

The mods are gonna kill me for posting in this thread... :spank:

[LynneSin]

45. Earl, was this you??? (warning very graphic link)

http://www.snopes.com/photos/prolapse.asp

[CrownPrinceBandar]

56. Well, I'm not hungry now.

[ScreamingMeemie]

139. Ouch! You weren't kidding about the graphic part.

:puke:

I could not imagine the pain. I am now never going to lift anything...ever again.

[sus]

36. I Am Not A Sexist, You Stuck-Up Bitch!!

[Richardo]

37. Wal-Mart: Boon or Bane?

[sus]

38. What's In Your Lower Intestine RIGHT NOW?

[Commendatori]

39. Which finger do YOU pick your nose with?

[sus]

47. Love Me, Love My Boogers

[Commendatori]

40. Just took a runny dump - ask me anything

[GOPisEvil]

41. Behold...the taste of cat: the other white meat

[Commendatori]

46. ROFLMAO

[Commendatori]

42. Help! My leg hair clashes with my high heels!

[GOPisEvil]

43. What's worse? Necrophilia or Beastiality?

[CrownPrinceBandar]

60. What's better? Necrophilia or Beastality?

[Richardo]

44. Fans of the AAR "Supercuts" commerical check in here!

[Beaverhausen]

48. Just read Barbara Bush's "Tips for Mothers"

[Commendatori]

49. What's your sweatiest orifice?

[sus]

50. What Do You Say at the Moment of Premature Ejaculation?

[CO Liberal]

93. "OOPS"????

:shrug:

[Commendatori]

51. Who's got the hottest armpits?

[GOPisEvil]

52. I just had a boil on my ass lanced. Ask me anything.

[Beaverhausen]

54. I just got fired for reading this thread

not really ...but you all are too f*#king funny!!!!

[Commendatori]

Coolest Wal-Mart branch?

[sus]

55. Nipple Hair: Mark of Cain or Erotic Bonanza?

[Richardo]

59. (Breaking character) OK, I'm laughing my ass off on that one.

"erotic bonanza" :D

[sus]

62. Erotic "Bonanza": The Hoss/Little Joe Slash Thread

don't encourage me!!!!

[Beaverhausen]

80. WE HAVE A WINNER!!!

I will get fired now!!!:bounce:

[pagerbear]

58. Those Quiznos rats make me hot!

[Commendatori]

61. Best Sean Hannity book?

[Commendatori]

66. How many yellow and crusty toenails do YOU have?

[Zuni]

63. What haven't you shaved lately?

[sus]

64. Don Knotts: Brilliant AND Hot!

[CrownPrinceBandar]

108. Billy Barty: Short and Insatiable!!!!!!!!!!!

[CO Liberal]

65. Poll: Kenny G or Zamfir & His Pan Flute

:-)

[GOPisEvil]

74. Who is the bigger musical genius? Yanni or John Tesh?

[CO Liberal]

89. Who's The Better Actor: William Shatner or a Block of Wood?

:-)

[TOhioLiberal]

229. Block of wood....

...by a nose. :shrug:

[CO Liberal]

68. Which Chia Pet Shuld I Buy?

:-)

[Commendatori]

69. I want to look like Michael Jackson

[Zuni]

70. Anyone else been Hannitized?

Or: Is Anyone else a registered Fox-Fan?

[Richardo]

71. DU Ladies! What brand of vacuum cleaner so you prefer?

[sus]

73. Are There Things I Am Supposed to Know Just Because I Am the President????

[Zuni]

75. Post pics of feet here!

[pagerbear]

101. Some DUers might have a footish

[Commendatori]

76. What's Hannity's workout program?

[Zuni]

77. Have you ever seen a rash like this?

[Jeff in Cincinnati]

78. I just took sodium pentathol -- Ask me anything!

.

[sus]

79. WHY CAN'T I BEAT MY CHILDREN!!!

[Commendatori]

81. Thank God for the Supreme Court in 2000

[Zuni]

82. Strange things you have licked

[CrownPrinceBandar]

83. Details of my sweaty night with John Ashcroft.

[Commendatori]

84. When you take a dump, how well do you taper?

[Commendatori]

87. What about peanut and corn content?

[Richardo]

85. Poll: Barefoot and pregnant or shod and pregnant?

[GOPisEvil]

86. I prefer to purchase previously worn underwear. City Council be damned!

[sus]

88. Saddam Hussein: Victim Of The Liberal Media

[Commendatori]

90. Delete, Trof beat me to this one

I didn't notice Trof's post when I put this one up; my title was "90. I'm pissed, I'm leaving, and here's a long post telling why!"

[Zuni]

91. Say prayers for the premature deaths of the 9th District Judges here

[Teddy_Salad]

92. Why do farts in the bathtub smell ten times better?

:shrug:

[Commendatori]

94. How many blackheads you YOU have in your fat rolls?

[Commendatori]

97. Is chunky grey milk really harmful?

[SmokingJacket]

241. Found a sandwich in my fat rolls. Should I eat it?

[sus]

95. Are There Any Other Lesbians Here? Because I've Looked In Two Threads,

And I've Only Found About 400

[Zuni]

96. New Comic book----Scrotham the Warrior

check it out

[sus]

98. How Did You Murder YOUR Mother?

[Zuni]

99. Does anyone here believe in Family Values?

[Zuni]

100. The boy who kissed Trent Lott

[sus]

haha! That's the makings of a Lifetime movie!

[GOPisEvil]

102. Does anyone else thing babies are too high in fat to be a healthy snack?

[Zuni]

103. Have you ever put it in the wrong hole?

[Commendatori]

104. I prefer sticky boogers to crunchy ones. You?

[CO Liberal]

105. Post Your Favorite Lines from Dubya's Speeches

:puke:

[sus]

106. Rosebud is the Sled: The Citizen Kane Thread (NO SPOILERS!)

[Commendatori]

107. My wife is inflatable. Ask me anything.

[johnnie]

109. Roadkill cats good for pets?

[sus]

110. What Do You Think About When You're Peeing in the Shower?

[Commendatori]

111. What's your favorite "Saved by the Bell" episode?

[Zuni]

129. What is your favorite Dustin Diamond role?

[Zuni]

112. Bush's speech the other night really inspired me

the delivery was impeccable

[Zuni]

132. I am really getting serious about this war on terriers now

[Richardo]

113. Anybody else's urine smell like asparagus?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

130. I took lecithin and pee'd. Now hazmat's at the door!

[johnnie]

114. Going on 6th post...ask me anything

[sus]

121. The Thread Devoted to Just Posting the Number of Your Particular Post (#0)

[Commendatori]

115. Limbaugh had some good points today

[Commendatori]

118. My cat is a whore. Ask me anything.

[GOPisEvil]

116. What the green stuff growing on my shower curtain?

[CO Liberal]

122. You May Think It's Mildew, But It's Snot!!!!

:-)

[Zuni]

117. Lets start pushing an aggressive 'Gay Agenda'.

[sus]

119. Charles Manson: Sensitive Artist Or Psycho?

[Commendatori]

120. So a cheeseburger walks into a bar, and...

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

123. I just popped a pustulent boil. Ask me anything.

[Endangered Specie]

124. I just burned a Bible, ask me anything

(kidding of course, just parodying the anti-christian sect of DU)

[Teddy_Salad]

125. I mistook rabbit poo for chocolate covered raisins...Ask me anything

.

[Richardo]

126. Gay Duers! How's the recruiting going?

[Commendatori]

127. DU medical specialists: why is my urine red?

[Commendatori]

128. Proof that Bush really won in 2000!

[Commendatori]

131. The joy of sitting next to babies on planes

[sus]

133. Riding the Red Wave: Your Menstrual Happenings, Part XVIII

[Richardo]

135. List all the slang terms for menstruation here! I'll start...

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

134. Need home remedies : My chest hurts, my arm aches and I have indigestion..

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

136. DU women: What's your pet name for your labia?

[ScreamingMeemie]

142. ROFL!!!

I never thought we would go there...:7

[sus]

137. That Stupid TV Show and Why I Watch It All The Time!!

[GOPisEvil]

138. Best methods for suicide (Poll)

[m-jean03]

212. Funny, so funny.

:D

[geniph]

140. Toenail fungus and foot fetishes - how to resolve this dilemma?

I don't even want to GO there.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

141. I rubbed bacon all over me and my dog is licking it off. Ask me anything.

[CrownPrinceBandar]

163. ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

or, "I just rubbed bacon all over my dog and I'm licking it off. Leave me alone!"

[Teddy_Salad]

144. My penis just exploded....ask me anything

[Endangered Specie]

186. You musta missed this:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=1035691

[sus]

145. So-Called Experts- What DoThey Know? A Thread About Drinking Varnish

[Endangered Specie]

146. Who wants to post picture of their kitties?

[Commendatori]

147. My five favorite Toby Keith songs

[ScreamingMeemie]

148. Hi, I'm a Republican.

:hi:

[GOPisEvil]

149. Check out my latest ringworm (pics included)

[Commendatori]

151. List reasons why San Diego wins the next Super Bowl!

[matcom]

152. Nader

[Endangered Specie]

153. Sex

[Commendatori]

154. Moustache wearers: tips for handling a runny nose?

[kmla]

155. All your base are belong to us. Ask you everything!

:)

[Commendatori]

156. WTF won't the Yankees spend more on their team? Grrrrr....

[Richardo]

157. I'm making home made glue: What's the boiling point of a horse?

[sus]

158. Shakespeare Threw Like a Girl!!

[Commendatori]

159. Win a date with Laura Ingraham!

[sus]

160. Boomer Pontifications: Woodstock Was SO an Important Event!

[johnnie]

161. I'm not good looking please look at my photo and tell me that I am

[Commendatori]

162. Please tell BlueOysterDemocrat more about Harry Potter

[kmla]

164. Post here! A Milli Vanilli appreciation thread!

[Commendatori]

165. Who's more subtle: William Shatner or David Caruso?

[sus]

166. I'm Psychic! And Yet, Somehow, I Still Work at a Tire Yard

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

167. Poll: Favorite public restrooms to expose yourself in

[Commendatori]

168. Reasons to love Hotmail

[Commendatori]

169. Thank Christ for Fox News

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

170. Poll: Besides corn poop, other easily identifiable foods in your waste?

[sus]

171. My Inner Child Eats Dog Turds

[Richardo]

172. Poll: What's your favorite Terror Alert color?

[Endangered Specie]

173. If I see Matcom's ass walk up the stairs ONE MORE TIME... IM GOING POSTAL!

[CrownPrinceBandar]

174. I just got scabies and I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sus]

175. What if Yanni Wrote the "Riverdance" Music? Utopian Speculations

[Richardo]

176. "In the Year 2525": Best song EVER?

[Teddy_Salad]

177. Get ready to party Boston! This is the Red Sox year!!

[lucidmadman]

178. From GD: Tweety on a roll....

I thought it was the dinner menu at Sylvester the cat's house.

[mopaul]

179. who wants to see my cock?

[Endangered Specie]

180. YYYEEEEAAARRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!

[sus]

181. Things You've Done To Try To Impress Jodie Foster

[johnnie]

182. I swear to God I'm an Athiest...ask me anything

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

183. I keep getting spam that will make my hole tighter?

[jukes]

218. EXTREMELY

funny, nothing. i'm dying here!


:7

[Richardo]

184. I wish we could have Grovelbot EVERY DAY!!!

[LynneSin]

185. People who are misunderstood: Cannibals

:shrug:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

187. Tell us about your last yeast infection

[Endangered Specie]

188. IE is the BEST browser ever!

[CrownPrinceBandar]

189. Just got back from a human sacrifice! Ask me anything!!!

[matcom]

190. OMFG!! BUSH WON THE ELECTION

[ScreamingMeemie]

191. New pics of my pet tapeworm!!!

n/t

[Endangered Specie]

192. ATKINS!!!!

[LynneSin]

193. Man, I think cats are just the stupidest animal

:cry:

[Teddy_Salad]

194. DU Doctors; My scrotum just fell off. Should I seek medical attention?

[robertpaulsen]

195. I just joined al Qaeda. Ask me anything!

Note to lurking freepers and Agent Mike: THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE!!!

[robertpaulsen]

196. I'm Agent Mike. Discuss your 2005 revolutionary plans here!

[robertpaulsen]

200. My pranks at Abu Ghraib were the nastiest!

[robertpaulsen]

201. The PNAC is OK by me!

[robertpaulsen]

202. Hitler's paintings blow Picasso out of the water!

[robertpaulsen]

203. Idi Amin is my favorite Iron Chef!

[robertpaulsen]

204. I hate this fucking peacenik on my avatar!

[ForrestGump]

197. I just beat my wife....

in the 100-m dash.

(inspired by NSMA's entry in the 'Freeper Lounge' thread)

[Teddy_Salad]

198. Just spent the afternoon in GD; It's so damn relaxing over there!

[LynneSin]

199. Who else likes Brittney Spears? She's a great role model for our kids!!!

:puke:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

205. Post your favorite menstruation stories here

On second thought...

[philosophie_en_rose]

206. "I just named my kitten George W. Bush."

"Libruls Sux!"
"Free Republic Rulz"
"I'm voting for Bush and leaving DU, because you people are mean! {so there!}"

[Canuckistanian]

207. Hemorrhoids - Painful Curse or Snack Food of the Future?

[DS1]

208. Worst possible bread names. Because frankly, all the copycat threads suck

[sus]

209. Whatever Happened to the American Work Ethic: Post on your Office PC.

[CrownPrinceBandar]

210. Best thread ever...............

[ScreamingMeemie]

211. So I ran over a kitten on my way to work...

:shrug:


***disclaimer: I love kittens.

[Dying Eagle]

213. Should you stop scraching if it starts to bleed?

[CTLawGuy]

214. John Kerry is not perfect....

NT

[CTLawGuy]

215. Should we go after the neo-nazi vote?

NT

[texas1928]

216. Election 2004: Well Bush won

:cry:

[jukes]

217. anyone

seen Timothy?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

219. Du cooks: What's the best way to prepare a human heart? Grilled or boiled?

[LynneSin]

220. I have an anal cyst just like my hero Rush Limbaugh

:puke:

Of course that could be a typical lounge Freeper thread too

[NoPasaran]

221. A Kucinich/McCain ticket would GUARANTEE victory!

[sus]

222. Inspirations That Came To Me With A Mixed Drink Pressed To My Temple

[sus]

223. I Just Need Three More Posts To Get Out of The 700 Club. Ask Me Anything!!

[sus]

224. My Cat is SUCH an ASSHOLE!

[sus]

225. Invalid Discussion: Walkers & Wheelchairs. Discuss.

[sus]

If You Are Not A Black Female Lesbian Mother, You Are An Oppressor!

[sus]

226. Add Your Pointless, Disruptive, Off-Topic Comments Now!

[sus]

227. TELL MY WIFE WHAT I THINK OF HER FOR WHAT SHE DID

[sus]

228. Whoohoo! I'm out of the 700 Club! Worship Me!

[Commendatori]

233. Actually, I was tempted to start one of those, LOL

[robertpaulsen]

230. My threesome with Jenna Jameson and Asia Carrera barely aroused me

[sus]

231. Who Should Be Left Behind When The Rapture Comes?

[Endangered Specie]

232. Worst Possible Thread Names

[SideshowScott]

234. Earwax: Human Honey?? or I love my girfreinds snot!

Hehehe..Oh I just grossed myself out..so much for lunch

[SideshowScott]

235. This is John Ashcroft! I watching all you traitor MotherF***kers!

All your names and IP addresses have been sent to your local law enforcement..Report to the re-education centers at once or face prison time! You evil demmycrats and LIEbials!

[robertpaulsen]

236. John Ashcroft is a musical genius!

[myrna minx]

237. I've had an erection for over 4 hours...

should I seek medical attention immediately?

[VOX]

238. Farewell (sniff)... I've just had it (moan)... with DU!!! (sob)

Has there ever been a low-key swansong?

(P.S. No I'm **not** leaving.)

[jakefrep]

239. Ronald Reagan Is God!

He Makes Dog Poo Not Stink!

[TrogL]

240. My umbellicus (belly button) just unravelled. Now what do I do?

(This is a real medical condition, caused by a tumor).