Bush couldn't pronounce, "Abu-Grub", "Ooga-Booga"

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What is George Bush's problem? In his speech last night, he tried to pronounce the word, Abu Ghraib three times, and botched them all. George apparently rehearsed the word for 1/2 hour before his speech. When it came time for the speech, however, he couldn't muster it.

Here's what he said: #1: Abugah-Rayp (hm, Freudian slip?)
#2: Abu-Garon (someone I know?)
#3: Abu-Garah.

Try as he might, he couldn't do it. His butchering of the name of the notorious prison cheapened his speech and made him into a laughingstock. tsk tsk. I have some practice words for Old George. This will help him get it right:

ABU = like A-BOO, or peek-a-boo like your mom used to play under the blankie.

GHRAIB = like GRAB, like grabbing the presidency, but you have to say it with a texas twang, like "GRABE", "Old Abe", or "pray" or "GRAPE", the stuff that wine is made of.

Now try with me: A-B-U_ _ _ G-H-R-A-I-B.


Democrats.com has an article about it.

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1. Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee's a MORON

That's why.

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