Thursday, April 3, 2003
Jesus, I can't take this shit anymore
by Patriot the Dog
I just can't take it anymore. My owners are completely fucking fascinated with turning me into some kind of political statement for the entertainment of themselves and their stupid friends. The last straw was the photo at Wal-Mart with the American flag bandanna that I despise. This fucking shit has got to stop. I'm serious.
Look, it's one thing if my owners wanna listen to Daryl Worley and watch NASCAR, that's really none of my business. But dragging my unwilling ass to these so-called pro-America rallies just to show me off to the idiots, dressing me up in camouflage, and training me to bark at the television when Saddam Hussein is on it... Well, this shit's gone way too far.
Even my name is a insult. Patriot. I fucking hate the sound of my name, especially when some mongo is screaming it at me at a pro-war rally. Yeah, that's my name. What's yours, fucknut?
I'm just a dog, for God's sake, but I'm embarrassed as hell. Please don't hold my owner's bullshit against me.
Oh God, my stupid owners. Total white trash. Yeah, I said it, and I'll say it again. White trash hillbilly rednecks. Normally, that'd be fine by me. I mean, these are the types of people that really take care of their pets -- all hundred of us. But goddamn if they piss me off. I watch TV enough to pick up on current events. I'm fairly informed compared to my owners. War-mongering losers.
They'd never know this, but I hate them. Maybe they'll choke on some beef jerky tonight so I can escape this hellhole. All I need is a head start.
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