I caught my hand in a fan

[Khephra]

Blood is everywhere...It's not bad, but I'll probably be missing for a few days,

[Dookus]

1. ugh!

Sorry to hear that! Get it checked out if it's bad.

[mirandaod]

2. Oooh, that's gotta hurt...

Heal quickly.

[sandnsea]

3. I told you you'd cut your fingers off!!

Just playing mommy in case you haven't got one around. :P

Take care of yourself, we can't have anybody out of action this year!

[Dead_Parrot]

4. Ouch!

I though it was supposed to be the shit hitting the fan, not pinkies...

Glad it's not too bad.

[Imperialism Inc.]

5. Hmm. We'll want to make sure this isn't in some way Bush's fault.

Do you have any video evidence?
Have you recently visited Abu Ghraib?

Seriously though, I hope you are ok.

[ze_dscherman]

6. I zapped into a TV show recently

where some weirdo (famous for stunts like eating glass and hammering nails into his scull) actually stopped a rotating metal fan with his tongue only. But first he shwowed how nicely the fan chopped cucumbers. Gross, but he was not hurt.

Hope you're getting well soon!

[Spinzonner]

7. For a minute there I thought you were a popular proctologist

shows where my mind's at.