Jokes for today

[freetobegay]

A bus station is where a bus stops. A Train station is where a train stops. and on my desk I have a work station....

- If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would it be called FedUp?

- I believe that five out of four have trouble with fractions.

- If they arrest the Energizer Bunny, would the police charge it with Battery?

- I don't have a solution, but I admire your problem.

- If quitters never win and winners never quit, what fool came up with "Quit while you're ahead?"

- Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

- What hair color do they put on Driver's Licenses of bald men?

- Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Orientals throw hamburgers?

- Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

- Why do they call it Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

- Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of its bottle?