DU Reject Lounge party hangover support thread

[sundog]

Thanks to all DU rejects who came to the party last night...

For those of you who may be struggling this morning, some poorly manufactured brown acid was slipped into the yak burgers... several partygoers have complained of bad trips... the residual effects should wear off in an additional 2-3 hours, so please be patient... chamomile tea is available...

We have eclairs & coffee on the counter, make yourselves comfortable...

Feel free to share your reject trauma stories, and we will lend an open mind & heart...

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[Zuni]

1. luckily I didn't eat the yak

But I am still trying to sleep off this one.....yawwwn

[Champ]

2. I must of missed it

Looks like I'll have to start a party this morning. :party:

[sundog]

3. you'll have to be host... I actually have to do a crazy thing

called work, so I can only check in periodically...

Please encourage everyone to open up... Lounge Reject is a traumatic experience & it may take certain people years to recover... it's an ongoing process...

[TrogL]

4. It must be Thursday

Never did get the hang of Thursdays." - Douglas Adams

[sundog]

5. in the true fashion of a reject thread, this thread

is going absolutuely nowhere...

I feel so proud :)

[Teddy_Salad]

6. Proud Lounge Reject Kicker

:crazy:

[sundog]

7. right on, Teddy...

now that you're big & famous, you still haven't forgotten your roots

[Champ]

8. *whips out the Liquor*

Who is ready to party? :evilgrin:

[sundog]

9. what are you drinking?

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[Teddy_Salad]

10. Hang on Champ

Your membership as a Lounge Loser will have to go to a vote of "The Lounge Losers...The DU Lounge Rejects" membership committee.

If my memory serves me correct, I've seen quite a few 'View Alls' next to your threads over the years.

Then again, you could always bribe us with cheap boxed wine, Yak Burgers and bags of premium Cockroach Mix. :silly:

[Champ]

11. Damnit

Can't we just skip the ticky tack bs and make a member anyways? Yeah that's true I got quite a few "View All"'s but I used to be one of you. I still am at heart. :silly:

[sundog]

12. are you feeling like a reject today, Champ?

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[Champ]

15. Yeah kind of

But now that I am accepted I don't feel like one.

[Teddy_Salad]

13. Ok, you're in

I've always had an inkling you were a DU Lounge Loser at heart.

I guess it takes one to notice one, huh?

Congratulations! Be here at 8:00PM tonight for the initiation.
Oh and, it might be an idea to bring an extra pair of clothes and some vaseline. :silly:

[Champ]

14. Any paticular reason why?

:scared: But I'll bring the Bacardi how's that?

[Teddy_Salad]

18. Because for the initiation process....

you will have to ride our "DU Lounge Losers" official club mascot, Wilhelmina Wildebeest, naked for at least twenty two minutes while humming the title track from the 1988 Nana Mouskouri album "Je Chante Avec Toi Liberte".



The vaseline will come in handy for the subsequent chafing. :silly:

Here's Wilhelmina...

[Champ]

19. ahhhhhhhhhhh

Whatever it takes I guess. :) But curious, how many people actually had to go through this?

[texas1928]

25. We road the Yak til it died of a heart attack

it may have been the watermelon wine we were giving him in between rides. That stuff is unforgiving.

[belladonna]

41. I am the Queen

And I order you to strip for your initiation. Any questions? :evilgrin:

[texas1928]

42. Hey I already got intiated.

leave me alone. You take your clothes off.

[belladonna]

44. I think we need a decision from the founder on this

Teddy? Tell the man he must strip for the Queen, mmmkay? :)

[Champ]

45. Anything for the queen

:)

[belladonna]

47. Ahhh, I knew the acid I slipped in your drink would work

Now if I can just get Teddy and the rest of the guys in here, we'll have a strip fest for the Queen :D

[texas1928]

49. SEE SEE

it was her who tainted the meat last night. I got my eye on you.

[Champ]

50. You did what??

Damn your sneaky! :D But it wouldn't of mattered, I would've stripped anyways. :)

[belladonna]

55. Oh, you WILL

But this'll make you a little more, oh... uninhibited :evilgrin:

[Champ]

58. Not sure if that's a good thing

Me already being uninhibited by nature, plus with bacardi and acid in my system there is no telling what I might do. :evilgrin:

[sundog]

54. I'm up for it....

(unbuttons shirt)

[belladonna]

60. THAT'S the spirit

Now go get Teddy and you can all dance for the Queen :D

[texas1928]

46. Oh pulling rank on me.

well :spank:

[Teddy_Salad]

52. You'll be first

We thought you'd be a good guinea pig, so to speak.

Pucker up! You're a Champ! ;)

[Champ]

53. Noooo *pouts*

I like the initiative proposed by belladonna much better.

[TrogL]

62. Which one's Wilhelmina?

I can't tell them apart.

[belladonna]

35. Or he could strip

:D

[sundog]

36. you lush! it's about time you woke up!

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[belladonna]

38. Is Champ going to strip?

I'll stay up for THAT :D

[sundog]

39. is that all you ever think about? you have to cast a spell on him....

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[Champ]

43. Sure I'm down

I just don't want to ride Wilhelmina Wildebeest. Should I still bring the vaseline?

[sundog]

48. sure--

why not...

[sundog]

16. be careful of drinking this early, Champ...

I had the realization after 5 hits of acid mixed with crack last night that I cannot always turn to substances to avoid my pain of being a DU lounge reject...

I have lit some incense & I'm reading passages from the abridged New Madonna Version (NMV) of the Kabbalah

This should center me until this evening...

Then I can indulge again...

[Champ]

21. Are you still alive

Or are you a ghost?

[sundog]

22. I'm a ghost for now

I will re-enter my human body when texas brings the yak for slaughter...

[texas1928]

28. Hey Belladonna

never paid for the ones last night. she spent all her money on the strippers. I guess I could float a check. Lets go raid the ostrich farm next door, it is the other red meat you know.

[sundog]

31. ostrich is fine,

but I think it should be marinated, with a side of Minnesota wild rice -- I'd like to go a little more upper scale tonight... We need a more formal reception for the DU rejects, you know, a socks required type thing...

I'm thinking seared ahi with gazpacho for the non-red meat eaters & vegetable Thai curry for the vegetarians...

[texas1928]

33. Nah

Macaroni and cheese with Spam.

[belladonna]

37. Why all the disrespect for the queen?

All these lies about strippers and yaks and slipping people acid. It was Sundog, I swear!!!!

[texas1928]

17. Man I stayed up tooooo late last night

Nearly did not wake up on time. I ate some mounds candy bars and feel better.

[sundog]

20. texas, you're still alive!

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[texas1928]

27. Barely

Was cursing the alarm clock when it went off this morning. And I was feeling violent toward Kate on the Today show, she was just to perky this morning.

[Teddy_Salad]

23. Hey Sundog! You got a "View All"!!!!!!!!!

:yourock:

[liarliartieonfire]

24. Can anyone join? I never get "View All's" ...

and I keep checking and maybe sometimes I get one reply. Usually it just says "lol", or "deleted by moderator".

I'll just go now, and wait to hear of my acceptance from you.
But I'm sure that as soon as I click the "post message" bar, it will be the last thing posted here.
Then a new thread will start,somewhere else. Under another heading.

thanks anyway. I love DU

[Teddy_Salad]

26. Proved ya wrong!

You didn't kill this thread and yes, you've been accepted as an official DU Lounge Loser.

Congrats! :party:

[liarliartieonfire]

30. I have friends...I HAVE FRIENDS TOO!!!!

Teddy_Salad you will be my boyfirend.

[Teddy_Salad]

32. You got a deal!

I can be your girlfriend too. ;)

[sundog]

34. Teddy, you're almost at 200

is this a record for you?

The rejects are growing...it's like the Manson cult of DU :grouphug:

I was thinking that the rejects should adopt some sort of militant title.. EX:
Reject Separatists
Reject Loyalists

Something to that effect... do you think it would scare off potential advertisers when the cartoon version gets optioned by Hanna Barbara for Saturday TV Funhouse?

[sundog]

29. let it out, let it out...

give us your tired, give us your pain, give us your ugly...

it's all ok here...

[belladonna]

40. Hey Sundog

I think you're on fiyah :D

[sundog]

51. flamer today--

not getting enough work done

[belladonna]

56. I'll do my best to keep it kicked

Gotta go out for awhile, but I'll be back to see Champ strip :D

[Champ]

57. Can't miss that can we?

Maybe Fox, CNN, and MSNBC should stop everything their doing and cut to live coverage of me stripping? :D

[Champ]

59. kick

:kick:

[belladonna]

61. Geesh, I leave for an hour or two

I come back and this thread's on page 3????

:kick:

[Champ]

63. Yeah it sunk like a rock again

I'm giving it another :kick:

[texas1928]

64. Hey Queen you are falling down on the job

It dropped off the front page.

[sundog]

65. my god, you resurrected this thread from the dead...

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[texas1928]

66. Well we got to stick together

Keep the hope alive.

[sundog]

67. read my Sstory-- it was published today and all the

meanies were here & they ignored me-- all the rejects disappeared, and I was all alone here NAKED with my post & they just killed it... but Misunderestimator was nice... I've been crying for two hours, my eyes are bloodshot, I can hardly breathe...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1195248

[texas1928]

68. Well I was not a a PC at the time.

When you posted this, SORRY

[belladonna]

69. Oops, sorry

Finally coming to the end of a sorta messy break-up and was dealing with some fallout from that. So who's ready to strip????

[sundog]

70. belladonna, read my smurfs story---

I published it today and was ripped to shreads by the DU critics-- not a reject amongst them

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1195248

[belladonna]

71. I just replied

Sort of :D

[TOhioLiberal]

72. Can I be a loser?

Wait that didn't sound right...reject! thats it!

[sundog]

73. you appear to have the qualifications...

under 1000 posts, ummm... as long as you have felt the sting of rejection at DU lounge, you are more than welcome

[TOhioLiberal]

74. most of my posts sink like a stone...

what happened to the strippers?

[belladonna]

Sundog and Champ promised to strip

But I think the acid I slipped into their drinks wore off and they came to their senses.

[TOhioLiberal]

78. figures...

...always miss the good stuff :(

[belladonna]

75. Hey Sundog

Have you noticed that our founder seems to have abandoned us? Got a big head and moved on to copycatting other posts and reveling in the view alls

[sundog]

76. yes, you have to scold him

(with a whip) -- don't be gentle & get a handle on him

:spank:

[Teddy_Salad]

77. You wouldn't be speaking of I.....would you?

Excuse me!!! I never abandon my roots.

I was born a Lounge Loser and will be a Loser until the moment I exhale my last breath.....and probably beyond that too.

So Queen of All Lounge Losers, I've decided to do a strip for you.

Here goes.....Hope you enjoy it.

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[texas1928]

79. Well that will not let me sleep tonight.

Thanks. :puke:

[Eye and Monkey]

82. Afraid of the ol' roll-over? Try the couch.

[texas1928]

84. I have a water bed

If that landed on it, it would launch the other person across the room.

[Eye and Monkey]

111. Is that what they call "body surfing"?

[texas1928]

117. no suicide.

[sundog]

80. be careful, she's going into dominatrix mode

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[belladonna]

83. Nope, not anymore

My sex drive has gone into hiding after that performance :scared:

[sundog]

85. sigh... you're no fun

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[belladonna]

86. Well, you DID say that you would strip

So how about it? Can you pull off a striptease that will completely rid my mind of the horrific image that Teddy just subjected me to?

[sundog]

87. no problem...

but I think you need a plethora of males-- a chorus if you will -- it helps to reinforce the whole master/servant theme

Call the rest of the boys...

I assume this will be thread locked soon... :)

[Teddy_Salad]

88. Get it out again, Bella

Because here I really am!



Feel better now? :)

[belladonna]

90. Wellll... there's only one problem

Bodybuilder's have this "little" problem, ya see :D

Try again :spank:

[Teddy_Salad]

91. DAMN! You're hard to please!!

:(

[belladonna]

94. Try Lindsey

That'll make me a happy camper once more and my sex drive will come roaring back, guaranteed :loveya:

[Teddy_Salad]

98. Will this do? It is his.

[belladonna]

100. Oh sure, you can find horrifying pictures to post

And pics of half naked women, but not one of Lindsey? Sigh, I'm so disappointed :(

[texas1928]

103. Ok

who is Lindsey?

[Teddy_Salad]

101. OK. This should get ya hormones racin' again

[sundog]

107. who dat?

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[belladonna]

110. Lindsey Buckingham, the man of my dreams

Dreams that I will not be discussing here, for the sake of keeping this thread unlocked :D

[belladonna]

109. Well, he's not naked

But it's Lindsey, so I'll use my imagination... sigh :loveya:

[Teddy_Salad]

112. Somehow I think.....

I'd have trouble finding a naked picture of Lindsey.

Use your imagination, Queenie.

But I did find this, a person that doesn't seem to share your dream.

Of course it doesn't sound too appetizing now--the idea of a naked Lindsey Buckingham and Stevie Nicks, an unending swath of body hair and flesh, patchouli and introspection--but hey, in 1973, this must have been something.

http://www.philadelphiaweekly.com/archives/article.asp?ArtID=370

[belladonna]

116. I have that album

The one I have is rare, and was a big hit at the concert I went to last week. Unfortunately, I couldn't find Lindsey to autograph it for me, or to strip for me either :cry:

[texas1928]

92. Picky Picky

Can't ever satisfy a woman. :eyes:

[Teddy_Salad]

93. How about this one?

:shrug:

[texas1928]

95. Are you a shape shifter?

you go from this



to this


to this

[sundog]

99. has the stripping started yet or what-- it's been 24 fucking hours already

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[texas1928]

104. Keep your pants on

HA HA HA, I said keep your pants on. I crack myself up.

[sundog]

113. why should I?

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[texas1928]

115. cause we would never get belladonna to calm down

we would have to get the butterfly nets out.

[sundog]

119. that's fun too- use your imagination

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[texas1928]

120. I don't think I can

I am getting sleepy, may go to bed soon. Watching MASH right now, it is the first season.

[texas1928]

121. Dupe

Server timed out on me for a second.

[sundog]

122. mash is a depressing show--turn it off NOW ! Celebrities Uncensored on E!

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[texas1928]

123. No the first few seasons are funny

Alan Alda took over the writing later on and he made it to dark then, but it has its moments.

[sundog]

128. well, I am watching Antonio Banderas & Melanie Griffith's paparazzi...

nightmare on celebrities uncensored...

[sundog]

129. Tommy Lee in leather hotpants... now that's a sight....

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[texas1928]

131. Shudder

EEEWWWWWWWW

[belladonna]

134. HEY!!!

You made my sex drive go AWOL again, thanks so much :cry:

[sundog]

137. was it Tommy Lee in leather hotpants or Melanie Griffith?

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[belladonna]

140. Tommy Lee.. hotpants

It's dead, you finally killed it. Are you happy??? :cry:

[texas1928]

130. Melanie

Does not do it for me.

[sundog]

133. yes, the platic surgery was tragic...

but I loved her in Jonathan Demme's "Something Wild"

[belladonna]

124. Butterfly nets?

Geez, whatever happened to good old fashioned handcuffs? Kids these days....

[texas1928]

125. Yeah we can use those

They are fur lined.

[belladonna]

136. Fur lined?

Those are for wimps :D

[texas1928]

138. you want us to use

razor wire?

[belladonna]

141. Well no, but fur lined?

I mean, c'mon.... :D

[texas1928]

143. Sheesh

I guess you like the feel of cold steel. If you ever get arrested don't moan loudly when they snap the cuffs on.

[belladonna]

114. We were waiting on you

Did you bring your own music? Are you ready to strip?

[Teddy_Salad]

105. Exercise my friend. Exercise.

It's amazing what a half hour of Pilates will do! :)

[texas1928]

96. That is better for me.

:wow:

[belladonna]

97. Gee, doesn't look like Lindsey to me

Sorry, I know you wanna look like Stevie, but I don't swing that way. I TOLD you that last night :D

[belladonna]

81. Thanks for that

And here my sex drive was getting out of control again. Phew, now I can go another month without sex :D

BAD Teddy :spank:

[texas1928]

89. I am so depressed I killed this one

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1191922

Can't I ever stop the killing, i try but it continues to happen.

[belladonna]

106. Awww, it's not your fault

Some threads just weren't meant to get the little flamey thingamajig. Now just relax and take off your shirt, mmmkay?

[texas1928]

108. It has been off since 7:30

I was hot and needed some relief

[texas1928]

118. Maybe

I was to technical for them.

[sundog]

102. my lord we've hit 100

2 nights in a row ! We must have enemies in the lounge who hate us by now...

[chiffon]

126. I voyeured this party last night and LMAO

It was great to follow the "hangover thread" too.

[texas1928]

127. WELCOME

TO DU.

[belladonna]

132. Welcome to DU

The strippers never seem to materialize, but it's a fun place to hang out :D

[texas1928]

135. Well nobody has still helped me find my pinky fingers

they are still running around somewhere. I just never know where they have been.

[chiffon]

149. 360

Are they still revolving around the room and flipping you off?


Now that was original!:kick:

[sundog]

139. welcome!

I like voyers:)

come in, all freaks welcome !

:hi:

[JohnLocke]

142. Checking in.

[sundog]

144. hi-- the initiation involves

a yak & striptease for belladonna-- are you game?

[belladonna]

145. I've waited all night and so far I've only seen one stripper

A stripper who made me want to gouge my eyes out, no less. So fine, I am going to bed and dreaming sweet dreams of a naked Lindsey, WITHOUT fur lined cuffs and NOT in hotpants. If anyone strips after I'm gone, there will be hell to pay tomorrow, GOT IT??? :spank:

[texas1928]

147. I did it, use your imagination

GOOD NIGHT Belladonna, and everybody else.

[texas1928]

146. Good night

I am off to bed. I will be gone for a few days, so keep the threads up. And keep up the good fight.

[sundog]

148. "sweet dreams til sunbeams find you, sweet dreams that leave all worries..

behind you...: