Confession: I sit down to pee!

[Gothic Sponge]

I got into the habit of peeing sitting down years ago. I'm 6'5 and the toilet seems like a million miles from Mr. Happy. Naturally, the great distance makes for lots of misses and splashes. Rather than clean my mistakes, i void them by dropping trou and enjoying a nice relaxing urination. I only do this at home. If i'm in a restroom i'll use the urinal. It would be cool to have a urinal in my house.

I'm a man that sits to pee, and i sit proudly! :D

[tsakshaug]

1. i do this

At night and early AM.
don't want to turn on the light to aim.

[skypilot]

2. Good for you.

I do it too sometimes. I'm not tall or anything, sometimes I'm just too damned lazy to stand and aim.

[raifield]

3. Hey, me too

When I'm at college anyway. The dormitory I was in was previously a female dorm, so there were no urinals at all. It always irritated me for some reason, to be sitting in a stall, taking a nice relaxing one, then to have some guy urinate into the toliet next to me. I don't want to hear you urinate. And it's fairly loud too. Plus, guys don't flush urinals at college as a general rule, so it's about ten times worse when everyone is using the same toliet no one is flushing. Ugh.

[Misunderestimator]

4. Hey me too....

It's really hard to aim otherwise...as a woman. :evilgrin:

[PittPoliSci]

5. i have a urinal at my house.

My father put it in one day for some reason, I think he got it as a gift as a joke, but determined he was, and in went our very own urinal.

[JVS]

I want one in my home too

I think I'd put it between the TV and the Kegerator (which I also want)

[King_Crimson]

6. Confession here too...

BUT...NOT in public places! Wolfie has developed a case of Dunlap's disease...you know...belly's dunlapped over the beltline!:evilgrin:

[Beetwasher]

7. Sometimes it's necessary to do so, especially when you wake

up "standing at attention" as it were. No way to get it in the bowl that way unless you're sitting down...

[lojasmo]

8. Heh..

Shower

[Beetwasher]

9. Yuck!

n/t

[lojasmo]

33. Urine's sterile, unlike the shower.

N/T

[Merrick]

38. -

[Gothic Sponge]

10. You could lie horizontal over the bowl

;)

[Beetwasher]

16. Or levitate, or set up some sort of pully/suspension system

There are usually some weird angle things going on though...It's just easier to sit down...

The funny thing is, it took me until I was in my 20's to realize that sitting down is the best way to handle that situation...Before I had this afflatus I used to really struggle to not make a mess...

[ConcernedCanuk]

14. ROTFLMFAO - been there!! - done that - still LOL !!

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[Endangered Specie]

25. In that case, put your arm against the wall in front of you

then angle your body at about 30-40 degrees, and release slowly.

[Zuni]

27. good point

the wake up piss is often taken sitting, due to morning wood

[ScreamingMeemie]

11. MrG does too!!! For the same reasons you supplied....

Just don't tell him I told you guys! ;)

And I love him, love him, love him for it!!!!!!

[Gothic Sponge]

12. Yeah, some guys don't like to admit it, or do it

Anything that makes some guys look effeminate they will run from.

[ConcernedCanuk]

13. Good plan, I started that after my first "live-in" complained about

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the toilet seat being left up.

I solved that problem by the sitting down thing -

GREAT idea, ur all ready if the body decides to do "more"

and besides

it's alot easier to read that way !

dem wet pages are a bit*h to turn!!

( I know - ewwwwwwww)

oh well!

:silly:

[Feanorcurufinwe]

15. My ex-wife trained me to do so

and now that I'm the only one cleaning up the bathroom I'm glad she did.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

17. WAY too much information, Ace.

(BTW, I'm 6'4", and frankly, the concept has never once occured to me in my entire life... :evilgrin: )

[Gothic Sponge]

18. You must have better aim than me

[ForrestGump]

19. Same height, same reason

At least in a home toilet...I mean, the bowl's rim is just halfway up my shin and that's a good three inches from the distal portion of my relevant anatomy. :D

[Gothic Sponge]

20. Good to see i'm not alone.

[VOX]

30. Also 6' 5", also use the same tactics to prevent a toilet water tsunami

And for those middle-of-the-night visits, or early-morning callings, remaining seated is a great way to not get too awake!

Here's mud in your bladder -- :toast:

[geniph]

31. Forrest, you and I need to talk.

:evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

32. Uh-oh

*gulp*

I swear, I thought the lid was up! How was I to know you have a translucent toilet lid? :-(

[geniph]

35. No, that was in reference to your distance measurement

between said portion of your anatomy and your shinbone.

:D

[ForrestGump]

36. Oh, yes, my personal hell

:D

The shinbone's connected to the...

...well....let's not go there...

[Mr. McD]

21. Aiming, It's all in the wrist

[Canuckistanian]

28. I don't have the pressure to do that anymore.

[Karenina]

22. Saw a sign in a studio bathroom

on Aachener Strasse (a denizen of MEN, I was there for a voice-over):

loose translation...

"This lavatory is equipped with a surveillance camera. Anyone observed pissing while standing will be immediately CASTRATED."

[ForrestGump]

24. Fairly persuasive argument there

And a little too close to home right now, given that I just drove a very cramped car as a favor to someone...ouch.

[JVS]

23. Use the sink

That's what it's there for

[Zuni]

26. They did this on 'Curb Your Enthusiasm'

Larry started sitting down to pee and then fell in and injured his back when his wife left the seat up after getting ill.

Sometimes I sit to pee, and read at the same time

[geniph]

29. As the only female in a houseful of males, THANK YOU!

I wish to GAWD I could get my husband and stepsons to do that! They're all over 6'2" - the tallest is over 6'4" - and my husband especially has a habit of not turning the bathroom light on. Dammit, I fucking HATE stepping in puddles when I walk into the bathroom!!! Sit, for chrissakes! SIT!

Oh, and my husband and I have been discussing putting a urinal into our second bathroom, if we ever have the money to build a second bathroom. 90% of the people in and out of our house are males, so it would make sense for us.

[dawg]

34. In the words of Elton John ....

I'm still standin'!

[SmokingJacket]

37. My guy too...

Thought he was weird. Nice to know he's in good company.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

39. As long as you don't shit standing up..I'm cool with it

[Merrick]

40. The window's closer than my toilet, so I pee out of that.

[ldf]

41. WHEW!!

and i felt like i was the only one.

and now i know EVERYBODY does it.

:-)

[jukes]

42. i'm a

sink lover; the cooling splash helps relax the piston.



(hey, it's my personal g/d sink, & i clean my own bathroom!)




:smoke: